| Programmer Jokes |
| 1. Once a programmer went over board on a ship...many Marines were at the beach at that time, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1!" and nobody understood it. 2. The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings in the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarette packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling I'm a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." 3. A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does you mother do all day?" Tim stood up proudly and said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful, how about you Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My daddy's a mailman." "Thank you Amy, What do your parents do Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays a piano at a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's dad said, "I'm actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?" 4. All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. |