| Walmart Jokes |
| Thing to do at Walmart while your friends/family take their own sweet time. (Rated PG-13....lol) 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts. (when they aren't looking....duh) 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-min intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens 5. Put some M&M's on lay away. 6. Move Caution Wet signs to carpet areas. 7. WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF THEY CAN HELP YOU, BEGIN TO CRY AND ASK, "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE?" 8. Look into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible" 10. HIDE IN THE CLOTHING RACKS AND WHEN PEOPLE BROWSE THROUGH, WHISPER "PICK ME, PICK ME" 11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 12. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud......"Hey we're out of toilet paper here!" |