| Clinton Golf |
| A man takes a day off work and decides to go golfing. He is on his second hole when he spots a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it, until he was about to shoot and hears, "Ribbit 9 iron." The man turns around and doesn't see anyone. Again he hears, "Ribbit 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts away his club, and grabs a 9 iron. BOOM! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked and says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing, you must be a lucky frog." The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood, and Boom! A hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his whole life. He asks the frog "Where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" "Ribbit Roulette" The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" "Ribbit $3000, black 6" Now this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man thought what the heck. Boom!! Tons of cash comes sliding across table. The man takes his winnings, and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says to the frog, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money, and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, and with a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 year old girl. "And that your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton." |
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