| Four Catholic Moms.... |
| Four catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into the room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second woman chirps "Well my son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but MY son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three woman gives her this subtle "Well....?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied, Chippendale's male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "OH MY GOD!." |