| Brushing With Fear |
| Getting laid outdoors makes camping a lot more fun. A bunch of us, mostly couples, went camping for the sole purpose of having sex under the stars. Bringing condoms and KY, I was prepared as we all got drunk and wasted. I took my girlfriend back to our tent for some sweet sweaty action when I noticed that my breath smelled like goat ass. Drunk and horny as hell, I fumbled through my backback to finally find my toothbrush and toothpaste as my girlfriend was getting naked in the tent. I could hear her telling me to hurry and wanted to know what I was doing. That's when I gagged and started to throw up as I realized that I was brushing my teeth with Nonoxynol-9 KY Jelly Spermicide! I couldn't get the bad taste out of my mouth and ended up throwing up all night. My girlfriend didn't find the situation so funny and left me in the tent alone in a puddle of my own vomit. |
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