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Great Quotes! |
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This section of the site is filled with quotes that I think are great. |
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There is no try; there is only do, or do not.
-Jedi Master Yoda |
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I'll Be Back!
-The Terminator |
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Hosta La Vista, Baby.
-The Terminator |
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Hey, do you wanna smell my finger?
-that's a quote from me. |
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Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum!
-Duke Nukem |
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Dude, your mom just totally made a move on me!
-Lloyd Christmas |
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Lady luck is a hooker, and I'm fresh out of cash.
-Max Payne |
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Dude, your mom's pie is delicious.
-Lloyd Christmas |
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It's not what you think, I was bitten by a snake and the nice lady, she came to suck out the poison.
-Fernando Martinez |
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I've got an orange grove tatooed all over my groin.
-John Florida Hickory |
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Never argue with stupid people because eventually they'll lower you to their level and beat you with experience.
-don't know where I heard this one. |
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Without humour there is no sanity.
-Heard this one somewhere. |
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I'm not stupid, I'm just dumberer than most people.
-me again. |
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I am the rebel rouser, hell raiser in chief!
-Lazlow |
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With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue you get nothin' done.
-GN'R |
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When in doubt, pinky out!
-Patrick Star |
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The power of christ compelles you! The power of christ compelles you!
-Father Merrin (The Exorcist) |
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Um, yeah, can I get six thousand chicken fajita's?
-Peter Griffin |
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Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
-Homer J. Simpson |
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If wine is the blood of christ then he must have been waisted twenty-four hours a day!
-Peter Griffin |
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My mommy say's it's okay to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their cat's and they have a can-do attitude.
-Stuart from Mad TV |
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The next time you hear a woman say "Men don't know real pain, they haven't experienced child birth" Just turn around and ask if she's ever gotten caught in a zipper.
-not sure where I heard this one. |
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The U.S isn't building missiles to fight a war; we're building missiles to peserve the peace.
-Ronald Reagan |
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Americans are a bloodthirsty bunch of crazies who let children buy guns from the supermarket.
-Morice Chavez |
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
-The Godfather |
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These are the final day's of decision!
-George W. Bush |
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Everybody knows that underwear was meant to be worn on the outside!
-Another quote from me. |
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Anything peace can do war can do 100 times better.
-A quote from me. |
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Violence is the best solution to all of lifes problems.
-A quote from me. |
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Just because I wear a helmet on the toilet doesn't mean I'm retarted.
-I heard this somewhere |
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The things we fear the most have already happened.
-Cy the Photo Guy |
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I bent my wookie!
-Ralph |
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