Zero: Dynamo? How come you have white hair? You gettin' old or something?
Dynamo: It's platinum thank you very much!
X: *nudges Zero and whispers* Watch this...
*X runs up and pulls Dynamo's helmet off*
X: Aha! Just as I suspected. Your true identity is actually that of... *suspenseful music plays* Sephiroth!!!
Zero: That's a bit loud... *turns off suspensful music*
Dynamo/Sephiroth: I guess my secret's out. Oh well, now you'll have to die. *draws masamune*
Zero: Hahahahaha. This is too good. *draws Z-Sabre*
*Cloud enters through a rift*
Dynamo/Sephiroth: Great...
X: What the..?!
Zero: Another blonde sword guy... It's so hard to stay at the top these days.
X: This is wierd, why are FFVII characters in a Megaman X column?
Cloud: I'm here to kill him. *indicates Dynamo/Sephiroth*
Dynamo/Sephiroth: Join the club.
*Iris walks by*
Cloud: Helloooo.
Zero: Don't even think about it, blondey.
Cloud: Your blonde too.
Zero: But I'm more bishounen than you, so nyah!
*Tifa and Aeris emerge from the rift*
X: Whoa baby. Zero, I'd um.. help you with this but um.. I just remembered I have some things to do...
Zero: *sees Tifa and starts to drool* Yeah um.. Cloud this is your enemy so you take it from here... Go get em Tiger.
Cloud: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* What about Iris?
Zero: Um... Aeris sounds pretty much the same... What about her?
X: Iris-who?
Dynamo/Sephiroth: *escapes through the rift un-noticed*
*Tifa and Aeris push Cloud back into the rift and wink at X and Zero*
X: Ooooh I like them already...