Interview Number One
Questions asked by Muses Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Takaishi Takeru, and Vincent. Refer to my Fanfiction.net profile for detailed information about them. Of course, that'll probably be in Miscellaneous sometime soon.
Welcome to Interview With Semirhage, Number One. I'm your first host, Sirius Black.
I'm Harry Potter.
Konnichiwa, minna-san. I'm Takaishi Takeru.
And I'm Vincent. The only original one here.
And I'm the one they'll be torturing - err, interviewing.
Right! As Karen said, so let's get on with the torture session!
::elbows Sirius::
Oops, interview! Hah hah hah...
Right...first question. What's your real name?
Karen
Your full name?
'M not tellin'. People on the internet are creepy thesadays. They'd probably track me down and watch me in the shower.
So that's a 'no last name available' kind of answer?
That's a 'hell no' kind of answer, bud.
What penname do you use?
Semirhage
Why'd you choose that name?
Because I like the character. She's one of the Forsaken from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. She's awesome. She tortures people. I luff evil people.
Then why don't you invite Sev - err, Snape or someone otherwise nasty to ravage your mind?
You mean, why don't I invite the Potions master so you can tie him up and have lots of sex 24/7? Do I need to answer that one?
We need a new question fast!
Sex?
Uuh, no.
Not do you HAVE sex! What sex are you?
I said not very -
Wait, let's try that one again...
What's your gender?
female...ahh, I think... Wait, let me check. ... Yep, still a girl.
I did not need to see that...
How old are you?
I turned 18 on April 5
So that makes you a...?
Aries. ::displays "Aries" shirt proudly:: 'M the ram! Bwahaha!
What house would you be in if you were enrolled in Hogwarts?
Slytherin. I have great pride in that house.
Traitor.
What's your profession?
I'm a college student. Yay! I'm starting this fall as a Freshman.
And you're excited about four honours classes?
Well...at least I'll be in a dorm room. Can't say much yet though...
What are you planning on majoring in?
Computer science. I'm thinking of being a computer programmer. Cool, ne?
So...where do you live?
US of Ah...ah...ah...uhh, A.
What's your sexual orientation/preference?
You, baby. Rawr!
Aaah! Somebody help me!
Attack of the psycho fangirl.
Tell me about it. I see it everyday with my brother. I really feel sorry for him sometimes. Except for those times when - Err, nevermind.
Next question. HARRY!
Right. What's your marital status?
Single, never been married. Don't have any kids and don't want any. Not really looking for a relationship. Anything I missed?
::thumbs up::
Now for the 'personal appearance' questions for the readers who want to know what you look like-
God help them, poor souls.
More like...Kami-sama help you when Karen-chan gets her hands on you.
Tell us about your hair.
Well, it's brown, shoulder-length, straight, and layered. Oh, and I like ponytails.
Your eyes?
They're blue.
About how tall are you?
Oh, 5'4" or so.
And your weight or build?
130-so pounds...I'd say medium build.
What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
I like casual. I luff jeans and loose t-shirts - my JROTC drill competition shirts specifically.
What's your favourite kinds of foods?
I really like chocolate - milk chocolate and fudge, snickerdoodle cookies, pocky, and pizza.
Pocky? What kind?
Well, I suppose I take after Shuichi-kun...I like strawberry. ^.^
Enough of that Japanese stuff. What are your hobbies?
HTML'ing, writing fics, role playing, reading fanfics, reading books, and surfing the 'net for yummy eye candy.
Now for a little bit about your favourites...
Can you name a few of your favourite books?
Only since you asked so nicely, precious. Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling - duh, The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, Last Herald-Mage trilogy by Mercedes Lackey, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, Pern series by Anne McCaffrey, Lord of the Rings by Tolkein, amoung many including Brian Jacques' Redwall books.
What are your anime and/or manga favourites?
Digimon, Dragonball, Earthian, Fake, Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yuugi, Gravitation, Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Shoujo Kakumei Utena, Yami no Matsuei
Movie favourites?
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Butterfly Effect
Actors and actresses you like?
Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, and Anne Hathaway, among many...
What kinds of music do you listen to?
Mainly, I listen to alternative, rock, and j-pop. I also like classical (and I think Kenny G's a god!).
What are some of your singer/band favourites?
As far as J-Pop goes, I love Kotani Kinya's voice. Linkin Park and Evanescence are high on the list of alternative rockers I enjoy listening to.
What's your current favourite song?
Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus. I've listened to it over and over, and I still grin when I hear it.
Back to the books...can you name some of your favourite Harry Potter characters?
Characters...well, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Seamus Finnigan, Fred 'n' George Weasley, Bill Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle. To name a few.
What about the couples you 'ship?
I'm a very big fan of Snarry (aka Snape/Harry)...obviously. I also like SBRL and RWDM along with any Seamus couple. I also like just about anybody with Harry, and I luff Fred/George. Yumm, twincest.
What are some of your Digimon favourites?
Well, as far as characters go, I adore Takaishi Takeru, Motomiya Daisuke, Ichijouji Ken, Ishida Yamato, and Yagami Taichi. I like my couples to (usually) have something to do with either Takeru, Yamato, or Daisuke. To list a few are Takesuke, Kentakesuke, Taito/Yamachi, Yamaken, Yamasuke, Kenkeru/Takeken, anyone/Daisuke, Yamakeru.... Oh, and I like uke!Daisuke. Could you tell?
I like him too. ::cuddles Daisuke-plushie::
I'm surprise Harry didn't make a comment when she listed him among her favourite characters...
Oh, no!
Don't worry. Harry'll be fine. He can take care of himself...but I'm sure he would be happy to know you're both worried.
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Can we get back to the questions? Sometimes soon? Before Christmas, perhaps?
Okay. What about your Dragonball favourites?
I like Trunks, Vegeta, and Goten. As far as couples go, I'm for Trunks/Goten all the way!
Wow. There's so many of them. X.X
Quiet. Next question: your Fake favourites.
I like all of the characters...and as for couples...I haven't really ever thought about it. I'll get back to you when I've actually gotten around to exploring this possibility...and after I've read the manga.
What characters and couples do you like from Fruits Basket?
Kyou, Yuki, Haru, Shigure, Hatori, Ayame, Tohru, Uo, and Hana. My couples of interest are Kyou/Yuki, Haru/Yuki, Haru/Kyou, anyone/Yuki, Shigure/Hatori/Ayame, Tohru/Uo/Hana, Uo/Hana, and Hana/Tohru. And more will probably come later...after I've read the manga and explored the fandom.
Fushigi Yuugi?
Well, I really like Amiboshi and Suboshi. Cause twins are hot. Nakago, Chichiri, Nuriko, Tasuki are also a few of the characters I really like in this series. I think Tamahome's sexy, but I can't stand the constant 'Miaka...Miaka...Miaka' or else he'd be a definite yes. The couples I'm interested in are Amiboshi/Suboshi (because twincest is hot - especially between a pair of guys as sexy as Suboshi and Amiboshi are), Nakago/Tamahome, and Yui/Miaka. I like the combinations of Chichiri, Nuriko, Tasuki, and Tamahome but listing them all would take forev-ah, so I'll leave that to your imagination. ^^
Gravitation?
Characters are Shuichi, Eiri, Tohma, Ryuichi, Nuriko, (Shindou) Maiko, Hiro, Ayaka, K, and Tatsuha. Couples are Eiri/Shuichi, Tohma/Ryuichi, Hiro/Ayaka, and Tatsuha/Ryuichi. But I'm of the opinion there's very little combination in this series that wouldn't be sexy.
Gundam Wing?
Characters are Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Treize, and Dorothy. Couples are Heero/Duo, Quatre/Trowa, Duo/Quatre, Dorothy/Relena, and Treize/Wufei (maybe...).
Sailor Moon?
Ahh...Sailor Moon. My first anime. Heh. I like Mamoru (first season), Rei, Usagi, Michiru, Haruka, Yaten, and Seiya. The couples I like are Rei/Usagi, Michiru/Haruka, Seiya/Yaten, and Seiya/Mamoru.
Shoujo Kakumei Utena?
Characters are Jury, Saionji, Touga, Utena, and Anthy. Couples are Touga/Saionji, Utena/Anthy, and Jury/Utena.
And...lastly, Yami no Matsuei?
I like Hisoka, Tsuzuki, Hijiri, Tatsumi, and Watari. I enjoy pairing up Tsuzuki/Hisoka, Hisoka/Hijiri, Tatsumi/Tsuzuki, and Tatsumi/Watari.
I notice you didn't include Muraki. -_-
That's cause I think he's a freak. End of story.
But you are starting to like him, aren't you?
Yeah...just a little, though!
Hah! I knew it!
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I'm back! What did I miss? ::looks like he's just been shagged::
Karen-chan just admitted she likes Muraki! ::starts dancing::
Have fun? ^.^
This is my interview, Harry! You can't go off and shag someone during it! Arrg! X.X
What buzzed up her knickers?
She just admitted to Takeru that she likes Muraki.
Aah, I see. Well, I'd shag him.
Arg! This interview is over! ::apparates::
So...what do we do now?
Well, I'm going to visit Hogwarts for some...extra education. ::apparates::
But he just got back!
He takes after me... ::waggles eyebrows::
Ugh. You wish.
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::dancing::
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::dances some more::
What are we going to do about him?
Err...I'm sure he can find his way back...if not...we can always get a new one before she notices he's missing.
Think she'd mind?
::smug dance smug dance smug::
Probably not.
Well, I'm leaving... ::apparates::
::follows::
::dance dance dance::