Author: Inca
Come on you can do it at [email protected]
Rating MA for naughtiness
Angel/Spike
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, I just like to play with them
Spoilers: Season five AtS. After Spike’s corporeal.
Summary: Angel and Spike emailing
Authors notes: Angel and Spike emailing. I don’t know. Read the subject headings aswell. All spelling errors are meant to be.
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From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 12:56 AM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : POOF
HEY NANCY.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 AM 13:01PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike?
Spike?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:07PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Spike?
Yeah it’s me. Whatcha doing Poofter?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:13PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike, why are you emailing me?
Spike, why are you emailing me?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:17PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Spike, why are you emailing me?
Bored. Whisky’s only fun for so long.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:21PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : How did you get my email address?
How did you get my email address?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:26PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: How did you get my email address?
Guessed it. Went to the WaH site had a look. Found the server and just guessed that you would be boring and just have Angel as your name. Although I did try CEO first, cause I thought you’d want everyone to know about your big shining promotion. I also tried Pansy, ChairmanOfTheBoring, Beauroprat, and BenDover.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:31PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Why are you bothering me?
Why are you bothering me?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:35PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Why are you bothering me?
Told ya. Bored.
And why do you write the exact same message in the subject and the email?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:41PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike please leave me alone.
Because I had nothing else to say. Please leave me alone, I’m busy.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 13:55PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Spike please leave me alone.
What are you doing?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:07PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : I’m working.
I’m working. Remember work?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:09PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: I’m working.
Why are you working?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:15PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
I’m working because I have to work while I’m at work.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:17PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Well Duh.
… Duh, mate.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:25PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike please leave me alone.
Spike please leave me alone.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:31PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : POOF
You just resent an old email.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:49PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : No I didn’t.
No I didn’t, Im merely repeating myself.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 14:52PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Ah.
I’ll repeat myself too then. POOF.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:10PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Nancy?
Are you still there?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:20PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Read.
I hope you’re not trying to ignore me. Caus that would be rude.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:27PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Angel is a wanker
Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker, Angel is a wanker.
Wank wank wank wank wank wank wank.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:32PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : URGENT!
Angel likes to wank.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:35 PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : SPIKE!
Stop emailing me! Everytime you do, it pops up on the screen.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:37PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: SPIKE!
Well then answer me.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:41PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : (none)
If I answer you, you will write back. I don’t want you to write back.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:45PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Wanker.
Im tired, Ill email you tomorrow
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Tuesday, 14 October 2003 15:51PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike…
Please don’t.
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From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:02PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Are you there.
Did you just watch Passions?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:06PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : No.
No. And please don’t start emailing me.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:08PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: No.
Which is your favourite?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:15PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE: No
What?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:19PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE:RE: No
Your favourite char of Passions?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:23PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : What?
My favourite chair of passion?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:28PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : No, you great git.
Your favourite CHARACTER from tv show Passions
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:39PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : I don’t have one.
I don’t have one. I’ve never even heard of the show. I’m trying to work.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:42PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: I don’t have one.
YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF PASSIONS!!!
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:46PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
No. I have not. Please don’t tell me about it. I don’t want to know. I want to work. Where are you anyway?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:52PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Passions
Passions is great pet you should watch it some day. The actings bleedin terible but its a good show all the same. Like Baywatch. Im at the Peppermint Stick. They use the cams for live feeds but I know the owner so he lets me log on. Nice bloke.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:55PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Passions
Isn’t Baywatch the one where they’re all on the beach? And running in slow motion? Why are you at a candy store? What are they feeding?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 16:59PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : You have to be joking.
I like the candy here. .. A live feed is like a video on the net. You can watch it on your screen.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:01PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: You have to be joking.
What are they filming in a candy store?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:05PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Forget it.
You really don’t go on the net much do you.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:08PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : No.
No. Do you?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Wednesday, 15 October 2003 17:15PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: No.
Yeah all the time. Its bloody brill.
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From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:09PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: RE: No
Why is your name Spoike?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:48PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE:RE: No
My hotmail? Its just what Dru was saying when I was setting it up. You know, that’s how she said it.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 19:58PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE:RE:RE: No
You still talk to Drusilla?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:05PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Dru
I set up the email years ago. And I talk to her, but only over the net. Want her address?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:08PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Dru’s email.
Uh, no, that’s a bit strange.
… You actually email Drusilla?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:12PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Why?
Why is it strange? She doesn’t really write anything uh … understandable, but shes always on messenger. She loves the net. Always used to look up pictures of kittens and bullocks like that. Haha she once filled out one of those email quizzes with nothing but ‘black and starry’.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:16PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Dru knows how to use the internet?
Dru knows how to use the internet?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:18PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Yeah.
Always used to leave it on, but. When we had cable at this place we were staying, it was really pricey.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:22PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Are you making fun?
Are you making fun?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:25PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : No.
No. Dru knows how to use the internet. Why is that hard to understand?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:27PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : I don’t know.
I don’t know. And you still talk to her?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:35PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: I don’t know.
Again, yes I still talk to her. Emails- [email protected]
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:37PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Miss Edith.
Miss Edith. I feel like I’ve stepped through the looking glass.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:41PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Miss Edith
Poof, just caus you cant use the net doesn’t mean everyone else cant. Here, I’ll forward one she sent me.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:43PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Miss Edith
>
>
>
>Note: forwarded message attached.
>
>
> From : Dru the Princess <[email protected]>
>Sent : Tuesday, 7 October 2003 1:02AM
>To : Spike < [email protected]>
>Subject : RE: How are you ducks?
>
>
>
>Th e star s sing out of tur an the y aree red witheblood. erybodys blood.
>
>
>Mu mmy……….
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 20:55PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Yeah
Her emails arent really um, readable. But still.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Thursday, 16 October 2003 21:05PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Are you pulling my leg?
Spike? Are you serious?
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From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:03PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Poof.
You working again?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:05PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Poof.
Don’t call me poof, and yes I work every day except weekends and most of the time I work those anyway. I work all the time except when annoying peroxided idiots email me.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:10PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Poof.
That sounds like a poof talking.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:15PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
Shut up. Don’t email me.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:16PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : READ NOW URGENT!
What are you wearing?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:19PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
Spike.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:24PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Spike.
Your wearing me, are you? Well not yet, but I could come over.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:27PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: RE: Spike.
No more talking, Spike, just for once do what I say.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:34PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Ooooooohhhhhh
Are you trying to turn me on?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:36PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
Stop it.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:38PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Spike
Stop what?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:41PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE: Spike
Stop trying to get a reaction out of me.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:43PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Reaction.
Come on Angel, I always get a “reaction” out of some part of you. The best part.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:49PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : You’re disgusting.
You’re writing me filthy emails, you do know that, right?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 13:58PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: You’re disgusting
And youre reading them!
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:01PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: RE: You’re disgusting
They pop up on my screen! I can’t help but read them!
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:06PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Im not wearing any clothes.
Im naked. Naked Spike. Naked Spike all horny and wet.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:08PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Im leaving the office.
Im leaving. Im going to Wesley’s office. Goodbye.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:22PM
To : Wesley <[email protected]>
Subject : Percy
This is Spike. Is Angel there?
From : Wesley <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:24PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : No he is not.
And how did you get my email?
Wesley Wyndham-Price
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:25PM
To : Wesley <[email protected]>
Subject : Guessed it.
I guessed. And your poofter of a boss is a liar.
From : Wesley <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:28PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : How did you do that?
Angel just walked in the door. How did you know?
Wesley Wyndham-Price
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:30PM
To : Wesley <[email protected]>
Subject : Magic.
I’m magic, Headboy. Tell him, Tag – he’s it.
From : Wesley <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:31PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Don’t email Wesley.
Spike. Don’t email Wesley. Go away.
Wesley Wyndham-Price
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:33PM
To : Wesley <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Don’t email Wesley.
I can email whoever the bloody hell I want! POOF!
From : Wesley <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:35PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : He left.
He left Spike. He said you’d just bother him if he stayed. How did you know he was here?
Wesley Wyndham-Price
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:38PM
To : Wesley <[email protected]>
Subject : Whered he go?
Tell me.
From : Wesley <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:42PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Ah. I figured out how you knew.
He went to see Fred.
… Winnifred_Burkle. But don’t tell him I told you.
Wesley Wyndham-Price
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:44PM
To : Wesley <[email protected]>
Subject : Good on ya, Perce
I’ll bring you some booze for that.
From : Wesley <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:46PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Please don’t.
No. Thank you.
Wesley Wyndham-Price
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:49PM
To : Fred Burkle <[email protected]>
Subject : Hey Luv
Hey Fred, I didn’t know your name was short for Winnifred. I like Fred better.
From : Fred Burkle <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:52PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Hello!
Hey Spike! How are you?! You didn’t think Fred was my REAL name did you? Although, I agree, I do like it better, myself! What are you doing??? :)
Oops, Angel’s here for something.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:55PM
To : Fred Burkle <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Hello!
I have some Beam and im stacked for cigs so Im good Pet, real good. I thought Fred was just a nickname. Oh, wait, it is a nickname, but I thought it was unrelated to your real name. Like Spike doesn’t come from William. Say hey to Angel for me?
From : Fred Burkle <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 14:57PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : SPIKE!
Stop it right now! Don’t annoy Fred or Wesley or Gunn or even Harmony for that matter, got it? Stop annoying me.
From : Fred Burkle <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 15:00PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Eek!
Sorry Spike, I said hey and he got all cranky. I didn’t write that last one, that wasn’t from me, promise! :). He left in a huff.
How’d you get the nickname Spike, anyhow?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 15:02PM
To : Fred Burkle <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: Eek!
Don’t worry Pet, I know youd never say anything like that.
Tell you about my nickname some other time, yeah?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 15:13PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
Don’t do that again.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Friday, 17 October 2003 15:17PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Im still not wearing anything.
Hey poof, welcome back, but I have to go, stayed overtime as it is. But feel free to imagine me with no clothes.
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From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:06PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Wanker?
Do you ever look at porn while youre at work?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:08PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
You were wonderfully quiet over the weekend.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:12PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Wanker?
Again. Do you ever look at porn while youre at work?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:15PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : No.
I do not. And am slightly offended by your asking.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:19PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Why are you offended? Is this a Catholic thing?
Catho’s arent allowed to yank are they? HAH
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:22PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Im not discussing this with you.
Im not discussing this with you.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:25PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Poor little Catho. :(
Cant get off. Poor Poof. No wonder you are how you are, youre so horny you’ve turned into a loser.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:28PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : I’m quite fine Spike.
Thankyou for your concern. Please don’t email me anymore about it.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:31PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : So…
Did you wank growing up?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:33PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : SPIKE!
Im not going to answer.
Shut.
Up.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:35PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : So if you didn’t wank…
Were you an altar boy? Cause we all know what happens to alter boys. HAH!
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:38PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : What religion are you then?
Enough about me.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:41PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : My religion?
Im Christian. Like any normal non-childloving person.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:43PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : I am not a paedophile.
I am not a paedophile. My priest never abused me. Or anyone else that I knew of. Catholicism is a fine religion.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:49PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Do you eat meat on Fridays?
Poof? Meat eater?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:51PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : No, I do not eat meat on Friday’s.
Where is this sudden fascination with my religion coming from?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:55PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: No, I do not eat meat on Friday’s.
So you’re still religious? No meat on a Friday? There goes your night…
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 20:59PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: RE: No, I do not eat meat on Friday’s.
Yes I am still religious. What do you mean there goes my night?
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:01PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: RE: RE: No, I do not eat meat on Friday’s.
I didn’t know you were still religious.
Maybe you’ll get the joke if I say it this way, ahem: When I was a fledgling you always made me eat your meat, even on a Friday.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:03PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
You are filthy. I don’t ever want to hear about it again.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:08M
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: RE: RE: RE: No, I do not eat meat on Friday’s.
What are you getting worked up about? I was the one with a mouthful of cock. Not that I really minded…
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:12PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : Spike.
I’m serious. Don’t talk about it.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:15PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Why?
Getting you horny am I? You’re such an old horn-bag. Working you up with no release cause you can’t wank, is that it?
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:18PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : I am not horny.
I can’t believe I just typed that.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:21PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : Youre not horny?
Well I can fix that. Im going to come over and walk into your office. Im going to close the door behind me. Im going to walk towards you at your desk, slipping my coat off in a very sexual slide, then im going to come sit beside you at your desk and finish the cigarette Im smoking and youre going to watch me. I’ll crunch it out on your desk and you’ll get angry and I’ll get hard. I’ll lean forward and unbutton your shirt, which will be black or dark blue as it always is, falling over your hard body and hiding away whats mine. I’ll kiss my way down what I expose, until I slump to my knees in front of you, my dick trying to push its way out of my jeans to get near you. I’ll look up at you as I undo your belt and as I pull your hard leaking cock out. I’ll flutter my eyelids and part my lips. I’ll watch your eyes past your trembling stomach and wide chest as I sink my wet mouth down around you. You’ll moan and the sound of you in pleasure will make me curl my fist around my cock to keep from exploding.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:29PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : (none)
I thought we werent going to do this again.
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:32M
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: (none)
But now you got me thinking about it. Thinking about you and what you can do to me. My body wants you inside it.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:37PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE: (none)
Spike…
From : Spike <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:40PM
To : Angel <[email protected]>
Subject : RE: (none)
Im so hard. Im in pain. Please????
I’ll be a good boy for you.
From : Angel <[email protected]>
Sent : Monday, 20 October 2003 21:42PM
To : Spike <[email protected]>
Subject : RE:RE: (none)
Come over.
Now.