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| If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. |
| I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He sees to parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography. |
| Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally you would think that "fly head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean, "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that. |
| I'd rather be rich than stupid. |
| One thing kids like to be is tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. |