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| If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it "Trampo-land" because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control. |
| I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! |
| It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple! |
| I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge. |
| If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, "Well, technically that's illegal." It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party. |