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Strauch Vs Smitty |
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These two seem to be beating eachother up every day lately. Yet these fights always end the same way...Smitty on the ground under about 7 other guys pounding him, with his ass crack showing. I predict as massive punch up after exam time, and if it doesn't happen, we'll just force it upon them. |
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Date confirmed of this fight will be the 20/10/05. If any fighter backs out, they lose, and if smitty does he will be less popular than he already is. |
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Fact file:
J. Smith, aka The Krispy Kreme
Approx 165 cm
628 kg
If in trouble, will be pointed at and laughed at. Should throw his weight around. Likes men. |
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Fact file:
J. Strauch, aka Slapcock
Approx 175 cm
70 kg
If in trouble, will be backed up by atleast our whole year. |
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Odds: Winner
Strauch $1.50
Smitty $350 |
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Smittys ass crack is shown $1.05
Cram throws a chair at someone $2.20
Teacher breaks up fight $3.50
We beat up teacher $1.20 |
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Smitty doesn't show $1.10
Strauch doesn't show $500
Random ppl jump in the fight $2.50 |
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Exclusive viewing of the fight is available through your local cable or satelite television provider at a cost of $40. Make cheques payable to Tag or Rowan and check your local TV guides for details. Ring-side seats in the VCE center are available via a first in best dressed policy. Dates are yet to be confirmed, but if you hear loud noises coming from the VCE center snorelax is about to sit on people, or the fight will probably be just starting.
Betting Tip: At $1.50 you'd be crazy not to back Strauch. Smitty will have to hit the gym hard and toughen up if he wants to go more than 5 seconds in the first round. |
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