12/9/05 - "i luv religion, religion is cool" josh montag.
13/9/05 - Cram "I'm scared you're gonna hurt me" Bobby "Yea I wish!"
"Rowan has explosive diarrhoea"...rowan "its not explosive, its projectile"
"I'd ask you the chance of you wearing a dress but you've already done that" Mr Frigo to moshe same
"It's so sad whats happened to me" Mr Bryson
14/9/05 - Raphi "what does that stand for?" Cram "Balwyn Cricket Club." Raphi "Wheres the 'W'?
15/9/05 - Cram "Here Mr Bryson this is for you." (Offers him a screw) Mr Bryson "Screwed again!"
Cram "Mr Bryson are you gonna sue me or get a restraining order on me?" Mr Bryson "Umm...how much money do your parents have?!"
16/9/05 - "Go talk to your friends Ooder, every single none of them!" Marc Hertz to Jamie Frechtman
"I might not be at school next week, i'll be queing for grand final tickets." Moshe Same St Kilda supporter
17/9/05 - Aflalo "Moshe, put in your black chip." Moshe "But i like my blacks." Kamil "You're the only one!"
19/5/05 - "Ohh, why am I so fat?" Jared Smith
20/9/05 - "You're gonna fail!" Bobby to me as i walk into class.
22/9/05 - Ouch! i think i just plucked out a pube." Andrew Factor
25/9/05 -"I've got a good idea, lets kill the Yarra by getting a helicopter and tying a water ski rope to it, pour gasoline around the Yarra and light it with my ass and then ill race the fire around the lake thereby killing the Yarra and myself." Marc Hertz
30/9/05- Ivanyi on the phone to his sister
Zaky "Ask her what she's wearing"
Ivanyi "What are you wearing? Nothing?"
Zaky "TURN AROUND TURN AROUND!!"
Moshe "Can I have people here tomorrow night?" Moshes mum "Not Yossi, I need my food for Yom tov!"
2/10/05 - Smitty "We should get lipson to bring his chips to surfers."
Zydower "Lays chips?"
4/10/05 - Helbz "Can't you use the 'I've gotta work' saying to get out of shule?"
Me "Nah i use the 'I needa go to shule' saying to get out of work, it's a lose lose situation."
6/10/05 - George "A blood vessel carries blood from point A to B around the body."
Moshe "It's like a car...in...your heart."
George "I could kill him."
9/10/05 - "Happy Bday Cob, you're one year older but your chicks stay the same age." Andrew Factor
10/10/05 - Everybody "CATCH!!" Lipson drops it
Yossi "Geez no wonder u guys were stolen!"
12/9/05 - "nicoles jumper is a bit big" marc hertz
13/9/05 - "i took a great dump in the toilet under the library" Yossi
14/9/05 -"My dog is sitting on my lap and i think he just had diarrhoea!" Aaron Zylberlicht
15/9/05 - "I suck so much that I rule" Adam Zydower
16/9/05 - "Montag, we're not gonna lose to Sydney tonight." Daniel Gregor
17/9/05 - Aflalo "How many blacks you have?" Moshe "One, one more black n ill have me a slave labour camp!"
19/5/05 - Captain Falcon says no to drugs and Wario is a playa hoo hits Peach from behind - Rowan
20/9/05 - "If there was a god, why did he create peolpe like Birches sister and Rotta?" Jason Seaman
21/9/05 - "Your bum smells like freshly ground carrots." Marc Hertz
22/9/05 - "I like balls." Moshe Same
23/9/05 - "Oprah has some problems, all she does is eat" Moshe
"Yea she's also black!" Tag
30/9/05 - "My dad has more guitars than Raphi has brain cells." Marc Hertz
1/10/05 - Bartak was with Koza!
5/10/05 - "I'm a little potato and have no friends." Marc Hertz
6/10/05 - "When i was younger i use to eat my sisters chapsticks."
10/10/05 - "Natural disasters around the world point to the end of the world and the imminent return of Jesus Christ." U.S preacher Pat Robertson
13/10/05 - "I did a Bobby essay!" Tag
17/10/05 - "Fuck, Smitty's so slow between wickets, it's like watching a video in rewind!" Helbz
27/10/05 - Laps "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the sxciest one of all?
MISHAA
Tag "Mirror mirror on the wall, you are a fukn twat"