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The story of Foreman:
Throughout the ages there have been many types of creatures such as humans, dinosaurs, dassa etc...but one that stands above all of them is The Foremanator. Foreman was a rightious man, who lived his life by the lord and one day after god spoke to him he came forth and said to his people, "bring me thy head of Jared Smith!" His people were in shock, they all thought they were besties. Smith was killed and brought to King Foreman, he showed God that he lived upto the expectations. Upon seeing this, God was mighty pissed off and whipped out an axe and decapitated King Foremans. In the end everyone was happy as Foreman and Smith were dead.
The story of Zydower:
King Zydower the 2nd, following King Frank, was brought up from the depths of  a country that breed like rabbits AKA anywhere in asia. King Asian Zydower ruled his country and started a very large empire. Little did Zydower know, he wasn't actually Asian, he was really only as stupid as them. As his empire found out about this dark secret of Zydower, he became hated and everyone wanted to kill him. Zydower thought to himself and said, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" and then continued staring at the wall. Zydower shocked the world when he resurrected King Foremanator. Foreman was appointed to be the janitor and had to lick Zydowers feet before bed. Zydowers empire looked all but shattered and were putting in poor performance all the time. A Smart Zydower decided to sack his empire manager Frank Farina and bring in highly regarded Grant Thomas and Chris Connely. Zydower ordered Thomas and Connely to be executed just days later. Foreman was getting sick of his feet kissing job and murdered Zydower by making him have a staring compitition at the wall, Zydower did not notice Foreman leave to get his blender. Poor old Foreman died on his way out of the room by tripping on what seemed to be a ball of fat from Jared Smiths but cheek.
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