| WELCOME TO THE NEW WEEKLY SlaM!!! |
| So with that being said...let's get on to the S l a M M i N!!! |
| Greetings and salutations yon immies! Alot's been going on and alot has happened over the span of the month and a half since I've made you all a WeeKly SlaM! Still being sued, (YIPPIE!) still sportin the V, (YIPPIE AGAIN!) but fortunately for you...I'm still one cracked up cracka here for the purpose of amusement! Being that I'm now 21, one would assume that old age and the duties that are supposed to come with it would be holding me back from acting like an immature pompous ass. One would think that...but I'm not one. Name's SlaM spuckey...remember that! Nothin numeric about me 'cept the amount of cigarettes I have to puff on to keep me from rippin the heads off the folks who keep voting for Kimberly Locke on American Idol! THE BITCH SUCKS!!! |
| Maybe I'm just a little too white, but what the bloody blue hell is going on here? I know, I know (all too well I know) that NO, I'm not going to like everything...and I also know that you have a right to like what ever you want. But when shit insults my intelligence (and YOUR'S...if ya have any that is!) I have a duty to fly right off the handle and onto my site to bitch about it! Now just like with the Catholic church, not everyone is bad in the rap world. There's your talented lyricists, and then there's folks like Eminem, Ludicrous, Nelly, etc, who've been livin off the same song for countless albums. With different half-intelligable atrocities to the english language and slightly tweaked beats, it's plain to see (to me anyway) these "homies" don't give a flyin fuck about their music or their listeners. If they did, they'd get original and stop coppin off their hits. Perhaps the mass demographic enjoys being played out as fools and are complacent with this. If so, by all means, get cheated out of your money. But if you don't want to be pointed at and snickered upon by me and those who take pride in what emitts from our speakers, take this entry to heart. Now I'll sidetrack for a moment to say that some of the music from the genres I enjoy can have the same said about it. Not nearly as much though because the music I listen to involves more than a voice and a computer. But to name a few bands out there who suck just as much as those pre-mentioned I'd have to give the first slot to Linkin Park. (QUIT BITCHIN AN LISTEN!) The reason I put them first (and trust me, they deserve it!) is about as simple as their song structure. Light voiced verses, "someone just kicked me in the balls" shrilly screamed choruses, and rhyming quality that makes Dr. Suess seem like John Lennon! Then there's Disturbed. Who'd a thought making monkey sounds (OH, AH AH AH AH) in EVERY one of your songs would get you played nationaly? Not this sputnik, that's for DAMN sure! And to all the people who called up their favorite rock stations to hear "She Hate's Me" by Puddle of Mudd, I have one thing to say to you. Find a bullet, I'll find the gun, and we'll put a sound in your ear worth requesting! |
| A naked picture of Bill Gates will do that to ya!! |
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| Speaking of A.I., nice to see you all finaly gave Josh Grayson the fuckin boot! That talentless joke should've been dropped on week 1. Amazing how your OUTSIDE life can help you in this day and age, huh. If that Garth Brooks clone wasn't a Marine during war time he wouldn't have even been considered as a finalist! (To quote Kurt Angle, "It's TRUE...it's DAMN TRUE!!!") But alas, good ol' Dave Geffen's probably already got him signed. Oh the woes of a struggling immature sputnik. It's pathetic assholes like that who make me ashamed to call myself a musician. But in the same aspect, it's people like that who'll make me proud to be one once I make it and show the world what REAL music is. Outisde of a corporate vision of dollars and medocrity that is. Now I could dedicate this whole edition to my thoughts on that show. From homage to Simon Cowell and my respect towards his honesty, to my utter despisal for Randy Jackson and his over usage of the word dawg. But there's more importaint, and more comedic topics to be had. |
| That's 50 CENTS!!! NOT CENT!!! (SlaM's UNBIASED view on Rap) |
| No, I didn't forget to mention Limp Bizkit (though they're the kings when it comes to this) but why would I even contemplate rewarding them by giving them space on my site any more than I already have? That'd be like giving a rapist a box of condoms! You just don't do that sorta thing! But less rock and more bling bling, since that's the purpose of the post... By mentioning Eminem, I know I upset some of you. But honestly, look at his work. He HAD talent, I won't take that from him. I'll let him continue to do it. Because if he isn't rappin about drugs, his mom, Haley, or Dre, he's not rappin...period. 4 Topics, 4 albums. Hmm...seems just a wee bit assnine to me. And if you wanna get technical...the first white rapper...not him. No, that esteemed title can be handed off to the Beastie Boys! He is however the first white rapper who got away with sayin the N word...but where's the pride in that? |