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The Weekly SlaM!
For the week of 9/30  2K2
                 This week, I begin by sayin it's eerie as             SHIT hearin a new song by Nirvana on the          radio..but I'm thankful!  Cuz it'll remind a NEW generation as to what rock WAS!!!  Not the trashy corporate crap plaguing our air waves as or late!  And it sure as hell ain't Sell-Out rock, either!!! OH NO!!
AND NOW.........................................................................ON WITH THE SLAMMIN!!!
First off (That cop thing is CLASSIC!)... and SECONDLY...this isn't gonna be much about Coffee and Donuts!  So wipe yer chin, and snap outta it  FATTAY!

THIS...is a day in the life at Dunks.  Through the male perspective, you'd think "aww man, why's a manly guy like SlaM gotta work there?!?!"  BUT, surprisingly...it's quite the
opposite.
"NO Sprinkles for YOU!": A Day in the life at D and D!
I go in...make a mess of the Drive Thru station as soon as I can (not on purpose...I'm just a clumsy fuck), admire the hot chicks that I get to serve (ok...so PARTS of them!), and..I get to smoke a butt EVERY hour...on the hour! (For those who wanna know the basic shit...I make around 10 bucks an hour with tips included.  Not bad for a "shit job" now is it!)
So, it's not GLAMOURUS (no one's gonna wanna fuck me in my uniform...)...but it pays the bills (well...a few of'em) and keeps me happy.  So...till something better comes along (LIKE FAME!) It's at dunks I will   stay!
Now...I'm gonna end this one by sayin...   IT'S 8a.m.....
You'd better be callin to alert me yer commin over
FOR A QUICKIE!
OTHER WISE...It wasn't no "IMPORTAINT MESSAGE!!"
Till later...I AM SlaM, and you ONLY...wish you
WERE!!!
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