The GeeK Test:
(The verdict is in...what kind of Geek are you???
Ratings:
0 - 5 Yes answers:  You are rated as the "cool" geek.  You know, the one who still has a chance of getting it on with a porn star/millionaire.  Your favorite color is red, you love tuna salad, and urinate quicker than most common people do.

6 - 10 Yes answers: You're a Pre-Geek. Not a full one, but still sissy enough to picture your perfect date designing a new prototype for a new "pocket protector" or geeky enough to spend your weekends alone, in your desolate room, piecing together a faster, more efficient, ram drive for your computer. You like sitting on park benches feeding the birds, taking strolls along contaminated beaches, and playing pong on your "vintage" atari system.

11 - 15 Yes answers:  You are the "Yanni wanna-be" geek.  You sit in your bathroom, staring at the mirror saying to yourself...or your gerbils, "I'm a sexy bitch.  They won't date me cause I'm too smart for them!"  Well, if know the square root of 358 is sexy...then why do most people jack off to mindless pornstars on a daily basis?  Your future mate will be found at a Kling-on Convention, and you love the smell of refried burrito's.  Love enough that if it could produce children you'd marry it.

16 - 20 Yes answers:  Congrats...you're a God Amongst Geeks! Only problem...no one follows geek gods.  Zeus, he can throw lightning...too bad he's a GREEK god.  Close though...gotta give ya that.  Cuz your type throws a temper tantrum pretty damn good that causes just as much damage to the ears.  Live long and prosper Obi Wan...soon enough, your cult will go "Heavens gate", and space will be your home!
Till later...I AM SlaM, and you ONLY...wish you WERE!!!
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