Tony Resch - Interview #1

Brandon (8:52:53 PM): Tony Resch, how do you feel about the Slam Dizunks this season?
Tony (8:53:32 PM): Well, I believe we have got some talent on the team this year. However, there are some who could use some help with lay-ups.
Brandon (8:53:53 PM): Which people are you pointing out?
Tony (8:55:30 PM): Well, mainly the new players. No particular order ... BRANDON, and travis.
Brandon (8:55:50 PM): Tony Resch, you do know the power that CYBORG has don't you?
Tony (8:56:30 PM): I've heard of that guy, I haven't seen him before, but i hear he is pretty good.
Brandon (8:56:44 PM): Yeah if I were you i would stay the frick outta his way
Brandon (8:56:49 PM): anyways
Brandon (8:57:06 PM): Do you think the SLAM DIZUNKS have what it takes to go all the way
Tony (8:57:44 PM): Of course I do. I dont think we will blow out every team, but we will come out with the win.
Brandon (8:58:29 PM): In order who is the best player to the worst player in your opinion
Tony (9:00:45 PM): Well... Marco, Nick, Tony, Eric, Ryan, Ramoi, Aaron, Kirk, Brandon, Travis. (the last two can be switched at anytime)
Tony (9:01:16 PM): Cyborg would be number 1 but i havent seen him before.
Brandon (9:01:33 PM): In my opinion Eric is better than you, how can you defend yourself with me saying this
Tony (9:06:09 PM): Well, this will piss him off (i know what your doing) but this is MY interview. Eric is better then me in only TWO ways.... 1) Jump higher and 2) He's mexican. Then there is me.... 1) Im better at ball handling 2) Knows where to pass, when to pass 3) MUCH better shooter. 4) I DONT FOUL EVERYONE I GAURD 5) Im quick with my hands and feet.
Brandon (9:06:38 PM): Tony can you define cockyness
Tony (9:06:59 PM): cockyness to me means SLAM DIZUNKS!
Brandon (9:07:11 PM): good job
Brandon (9:07:34 PM): Out of all the team who is the player you would most likely ever sleep with
Tony (9:08:26 PM): Definatly Dakumba but he has already been with a guy. So I would have to say Travis just because he has a huge... you know what im talking about.
Brandon (9:08:51 PM): huge hands right?
Tony (9:08:57 PM): Yes, huge hands.
Tony (9:09:39 PM): Anymore questions?
Brandon (9:10:34 PM): What were your thoughts about the LA Lakers game on Saturday, do you think the Slam Dizunks are the best team in the world?
Tony (9:11:10 PM): Without a doubt. those Fakers got nothing on the Slam Dizunks
Brandon (9:11:29 PM): What do you think about Kobe Bryant, what are your thoughts about him?
Tony (9:11:47 PM): Kobe Bryant..... psssh GO SUCK AN EGG!
Brandon (9:11:56 PM): what are your thoughts about sucking eggs?
Tony (9:12:25 PM): Sucking eggs isnt my thing. Talk to Dakumba about that one.
Brandon (9:13:12 PM): what do you think about the new website
Tony (9:14:18 PM): The new web site has a good new look to it. It attracts the readers attention to keep searching though the links... even though those dont work yet.
Brandon (9:14:37 PM): Yes but soon they will. Thanks for your time Tony
Brandon (9:14:46 PM): and may all your dreams come true in the future.
Tony (9:15:02 PM): Thanks