Nick Armstrong - Interview #1

Brandon Mitchell : Nick Armstrong of the Slam Dizunks right?
Nick Armstrong : Ha...correct Brandon.
Nick Armstrong : Or should I say CYBORG.
Brandon Mitchell : How does it feel to be THE Nick Armstrong
Nick Armstrong : Umm...it feels fine, I dont really know what you mean by that.
Brandon Mitchell : you are THE one Nick
Brandon Mitchell : anyways
Brandon Mitchell : What are your thoughts about the slam dizunks this season?
Nick Armstrong : I think that we are going to do quite alright. I think that if we actually try we will do good and I dont think that we will be able to goof off or have nearly as much fun this year as we did last year. I think that the people at The Hoop will be watching us and as soon as we do something stupid they will kick us out.
Brandon Mitchell : Did the hoop make any horrific comments about the SLam Dizunks? Warning perhaps?
Nick Armstrong : Umm...not this year. Last year they had one of the people in management watch all of our games and make sure we didnt do anything. We may be remembered from last year and they may remember how roudy and kick rump of a team we were.
Brandon Mitchell : INteresting...
Nick Armstrong : True...
Brandon Mitchell : If you could explain the Slam Dizunks in one word... what would that word simply be?
Nick Armstrong : Tizight.
Brandon Mitchell : Why do you sum up the SLam Dizunks in that word?
Nick Armstrong : Well if this is legal, i would like to change my word to....Tizight-mother-frickers-you-should-definetly-not-frick-with.
Brandon Mitchell : Why do you choose those words?
Nick Armstrong : I choose those because, although we may look like a bunch of kids who dont know how to play, as soon as you step on the court, and you see us play, you will wish that you were DEAD!
Brandon Mitchell : F YEAH
Nick Armstrong : YIP.
Brandon Mitchell : Who this season do you look forward to playing with?
Nick Armstrong : This season I definetly look forward to playing with this one "Cyborg" guy, and I am extremely excited to be playing with Ramoi again. I am really excited about playing with eveyrone. I enjoy just being on the team and playing. Me and Ramoi just seem to dominate the court.
Brandon Mitchell : Heck yeah
Nick Armstrong : Awww yeuh.
Brandon Mitchell : How do you think the team can be improved, what do we have to do to become even better than we already are?
Nick Armstrong : Well, I think that one thing that we all need to work on is playing as a team. You can never be perfect at that. Also, I think that we need to work hard on defense and run. Some people need to correct theirs F-ed up hook shot lay ups also...
Brandon Mitchell : What improvements could be made on the website?
Nick Armstrong : Hmm...on the website. All I think that could be improved on the webpage would be...Maybe updated more often. And it is updated quite frequently. So keep up the good work Brandon.
Brandon Mitchell : What do you think of The Cyborgs new advanced nural net processor to fully demolish teams?
Nick Armstrong : HAHAHA from what I have seen, this "Cyborg" character is awful. The only thing that he could fully demolish is his teams hope to win a game. If you put in this awful "Cyborg" character you are gauranteed a loss. Thats just what i have heard though, so I am anxious to see if this is true or not.
Brandon Mitchell : Do not frick with the Cyborg, just warning you
Brandon Mitchell : What are your thoughts about Eric Myers?
Nick Armstrong : Eric Myers...ahh Eric Myers...what could I not say about him. I think that he is a very talented basketball player and will be very important this season on the long road to slam dizunk victory.
Brandon Mitchell : List the best players to worst in your opinion
Nick Armstrong : From best to worst?
Nick Armstrong : Alrighty...here you are....
Nick Armstrong : I don't think there are best players or worst players, I think that we accomplish things as a team.
Brandon Mitchell : What is your prediction for the slam dizunks win/lose record at the end of the season
Nick Armstrong : By the end of the season I predict that the Slam Dizunks will end with a record of 5-3.
Brandon Mitchell : In the beginning of the SLam Dizunks how exactly did the team even get created, who brought up the idea and who made it, tell us exactly
Nick Armstrong : Well you see, it was the eve of my birthday. Aaron Olson (Dakumba) and I were sitting in my family room and thought, lets create the best basketball team ever. So naturally we called up some talented basketball players that we happened to know and we had the team. Unfortunately, we were still without a name. When we asked Tony Resch's (Thug Passion) dad, he suggested the Slam Dunks. Naturally, Aaron and I laughed at the name, and gave it a slap of hardcore. When it became the Slam Dizunks.
Nick Armstrong : This was approximately 1 year ago today.
Brandon Mitchell : Which season was you're favorite out of the past 3 seasons
Nick Armstrong : Wow...umm, I think that I would have to say that my favorite season was season 2. We did well, and we had a very large amount of fans. Support is always needed at our games.
Brandon Mitchell : Do you think the 4th season will have the chemistry of the second season?
Nick Armstrong : Oooo, I really dont know. We are going to need a large fan base. But skill wise, I beleive that anything is possible. We have a bunch of new faces, a bunch of new kids that know how to play some basketball....Slam Dizunk style.
Brandon Mitchell : Do you think there is a chance for the slam dizunks to get a 8-0 season?
Nick Armstrong : 8-0...That would be very tough. If the rest of the team thinks we can pull it off and is willing to try for it I think that it's very possible.
Brandon Mitchell : If you could kick the crap out of one person who would you do it to
Nick Armstrong : On the team?
Brandon Mitchell : Anyone
Nick Armstrong : Oh...hmm...I think that I would have to say...
Nick Armstrong : I'm not really sure, I'm thinking I would at least like to lock this lady who walks down Kuebler and is super tiny and old woman like, I would like to at least get her in doors. I dont know if I would like to beat the crap out of her, she creeps me out though and it would be nice if she was indoors.
Nick Armstrong : So lock that woman in doors. That is my wish.
Nick Armstrong : If you have seen her, her tiny size that is midget like...and you know who I'm talking about, I'm sure you feel the same way...
Brandon Mitchell : Do you believe in a basketball god Nick?
Brandon Mitchell : hahaha
Nick Armstrong : Yes.
Nick Armstrong : Yes. I do beleive in one.
Brandon Mitchell : Do you think the basketball god gave the Slam Dizunks a very very good gift and they should use it?
Nick Armstrong : Yes. That gift is Travis Leipzig. Although he is a flaming homosexual that flashes his nuts at his team mates. He was put here for one reason. To dominate the basketball court.
Brandon Mitchell : What do you think of Travis' short shorts?
Nick Armstrong : Umm...I personally find them to be rather gross. His hairy, white legs, and I especially dont like them when he pulls his junk out of the bottom of his shorts.
Brandon Mitchell : Tony seems to like when he pulls his junk out of his shorts, what are your thoughts on that?
Nick Armstrong : Well...I suppose that that is Tony's thing and I shouldnt judge him. But I don't really seem to like it at all when he does it.
Brandon Mitchell : Do you think Travis should wear those shorts as a distraction to games?
Nick Armstrong : No. I don't think that he should. It only distracts people for like 5 minutes. And that is before the game starts. If anything, it just makes the people at The Hoop hate us even worse.
Brandon Mitchell : That's all the questions I ahve for this interview Nick Armstrong... it was good having this interview with you, but would you like to add any last comments before it ends?
Nick Armstrong : Last comments....No.
Nick Armstrong : Thank you for the interview.
Nick Armstrong : Byeeeeeeeeeee.
Brandon Mitchell : Thanks Nick, and god bless you