Edward Villareal - Interview #1

Brandon : Edward Villareal, coach of the Slam Dizunks right?
Edward Villareal : i like the sounds of that, sure
Edward Villareal : i mean damn straght bitch
Brandon : Hello, my name is Brandon Mitchell I happen to be the web site designer of the SLAM DIZUNKS website, it's good to have this moment with you
Edward Villareal : well you're welcome
Brandon : Ok first question, how does it feel to take Mr. Foster's place as the official coach of the slam dizunks? It must be very heart warming for you
Edward Villareal : Well the way I see it it's a change for everyone, I'm still getting used to my role as the new coach, aswell as the team getting used to me being the coach, it's still a learning experience for everyone.
Brandon : Good answer
Brandon : How do you think you will change the Slam Dizunks
Brandon : like what are you planning on doing in the future to WHIP the SLam DIzunks into shape
Edward Villareal : Well certainly I hope to change our "persona" of a team who "loses" and doesn't "win" but I hope to still make sure the kids have fun, because that's what it's all about, that these fine young upstanding gentlemen have fun. Whip them into shape I like the prospects of that, thanks Brendan. I'm sure with a little hardwork, and some positive re-enforcement we can accomplish many things.
Brandon : Do you think the homosexuality "flow" between the players will in any kind of way effect them to consentrate on the game?
Edward Villareal : yes, and that all seems to be stemming from one player, I'll not name names but I'll say T. Leipzig, no no no Travis L. Yes his homosexuality seems to be affecting all the players, especially the cyborg, I catch him taking peaks during practice. This bothers me but this will be adressed at the next practice
Brandon : The cyborg is a internet processor that can't be stopped, his processor was specially made to focus on the game and bring the Slam Dizunks to victory over and over until time stops. So by bringing this up, how well do you think the module of The Cyborg is?
Edward Villareal : Actually I think the Cyborg has great potential for being a great player, he just needs to calm down a bunch, he's like a clitoris, a gigantic bundle of nerves, or wires, whatever...
Brandon : Good answer!
Brandon : What are your thoughts about Aaron Olson?
Edward Villareal : Aaron Olsen, he was one of the original players who shaped the team but lately his decision to skip practice to go fishing... Well lets just say someones gonna have to work extra hard.
Brandon : If you had to, if the Slam Dizunks were going down hill, would you use the option of beating your players until they bleed to make them get back to kickin butt
Edward Villareal : Well let's just say, failure isn't an acceptable answer.
Brandon : Oh my!!!
Edward Villareal : It's a very distinct line
Edward Villareal : You win or lose
Brandon : Oh boy!!
Brandon : If the SLam Dizunks were the champions of the world, what would you do next?
Edward Villareal : I'd move onto reforming another team, like the special olympics track team, boy do they need work...
Brandon : man Eddie, you are so smart!
Edward Villareal : I know
Brandon : Out of all the players, who do you think has improved the most since the season has started
Edward Villareal : Technically the season hasn't started, but I must say I was very suprised how well Kirk did
Edward Villareal : And actually
Edward Villareal : we picked up another player today, Marco joined the team, he will be know as "Jailbird"
Brandon : yeah I know ahha
Brandon : And Eddie would you like to end the interview with anything?
Edward Villareal : Yeah if anyone is gonna try to pull shit with the Slam Dizunks they better be ready to get their asses whopped because were back and we're better than ever BITCH!!!
Brandon : F YEAH!!!
Brandon : thank you for your time kind sir
Edward Villareal : no, thank you Brendan
Brandon : Brandon... please
Brandon : or Cyborg if you must
Edward Villareal : whatever... get away from me