Verse 1:
A funny thing happened the other day;
I managed to lose my mind somewhere very far away.
So I called my friend who isn't really a friend;
Just to see if he could help me at all.
Chorus 1:
Hey, hey, hey, where were you when you last had it?
Hey, hey, hey, don't be a stupid fuck.
Hey, hey, hey, do you have a clue where it could be?
I can't believe I'm talking to you, you fool.
Verse 3:
I stumbled on my trip to find some way to be free;
From this mindlessness that has just befallen me.
So i called my friend who isn't really a friend;
Just to see if he could help me at all.
Chorus 2:
Hey, hey, hey, do you realise you are on the ground?
Hey, hey, hey, don't be a stupid fuck.
Hey, hey, hey, what on earth made you fall down?
Why are you just standing there, you fool?
Mid 8:
I think that my friend who isn't really a friend is really quite useless; But I just can't keep from calling him.
Chorus 3:
Hey, hey, hey, what do you think that could mean?
Hey, hey, hey, I must be a stupid fuck.
Hey, hey, hey, now I'm talking to myself;
Oh my God, I've turned into such a fool,
Oh my God, I've turned into such a fool,
Oh my God, I've turned into such a fool,
Help me God, I'm such a fool.
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