WHEN EATING IN THE COMMON ROOM, ALWAYS THROW RUBBISH IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE BIN, BUT DO NOT STRIVE TO AIM CORRECTLY AND SCORE, AND DEFINITELY DO NOT PICK UP THE RUBBISH IF IT DOESN'T GO IN
WHEN SITTING IN YOUR FAVOURITE CHAIR AND SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO BE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY, DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM AND REFUSE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, INVOLVING YOURSELF IN A VAGUE STUDENT PRODUCED PROJECT WILL GET YOU IN TROUBLE AND WILL TAKE UP YOUR TIME, THIS IS FINE FOR DRAMA PEOPLE, BUT THE AVERAGE SLACKER SHOULD NOT WELCOME THIS
WHEN USING THE CONVENIENCE FACILITIES IN THE SCHOOL, DON'T BOTHER TO FLUSH AS NO ONE ELSE DOES AND DEFINITELY DON'T TURN OFF THE TAP AS THE GERMS ON IT WILL MOST PROBABLY BRING ABOUT YOUR DEMISE, THEREFORE ENDING YOUR SLACKING CAREER FOR GOOD
WHEN WALKING TO CLASS, USE THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE PACE SO AS TO ARRIVE LATE AND ALSO NOT TO SPEND TOO MUCH ENERGY WHICH COULD BE USED FOR SLACKING
IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF TROUSERS TO WEAR, FINE, ONLY WASH THEM AT A MAXIMUM OF ONCE EVERY FORTNIGHT, AND OF COURSE, GET MOTHER TO DO IT INSTEAD OF YOU
WHEN RESEARCHING FOR A TOUGH QUESTION, DO THE ABSOLUTE MINUMUM, THIS WILL BE LESS STRAINFUL ON THE SLACKER'S WRIST WHICH HAS PROBABLY BEEN DEPRIVED OF CARTILAGE FOR SOME TIME NOW DUE TO PRE-EXAM STRESS IN THE PREVIOUS YEAR
WHEN TALKING, KEEP THE AMOUNT OF SYLABLES USED TO A MINUMUM AND ALSO, MUMBLE WHEN TALKING TO TEACHER'S AS THIS CONFUSES THEM GREATLY, IT'S A BIT OF A LAUGH
IF ASKED BY THE BITCHY SPECIAL-ED TEACHER TO PICK UP SOME RANDOM RUBBISH WHICH DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU, PICK IT UP GRUDGINGLY UNTIL SHE GOES AWAY, THEN IMMEDIATELY DROP IT
WHEN ASKED TO DISCUSS LOWER YEAR OPTIONS, ONLY GIVE THEM THE VAGUEST IDEA OF WHAT TO DO, THEY SHOULD DO IT THEMSELVES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU'RE A SLACKER, FOLLOW THE CODE!
WHEN IN STUDY TIME, JOT YOUR NAME DOWN ON THE LIST FOR BEING IN THE LIBRARY SO THAT YOU CAN PLAY CARDS IN A LAZY FASHION IN YOUR FAVOURITE SLACKING CHAIR
WHEN CONFRONTED BY A HIGH AND MIGHTY PUNK-ASS LOWER YEAR KID, DON'T EVEN GIVE THEM THE TIME OF DAY, A FIGHT IS USUALLY BEST USED ON A CERTAIN MISERABLE TEACHER YOU KNOW HATES YOU
AND BY ALL MEANS, DON'T FINISH A LIST COREKTLIE