| ...ooOO new quotes page OOoo... |
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| ==serious ones== Go often to the house of a friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live Sprit is the sword and experience the sharpening stone Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it. Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. Everything you can imagine is real Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer." We never know the worth of water till the well is dry What is left when honour is lost? People say true friends always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they knew the other hand will always be there A friend is someone who helps you up when you're down, and if they can't... they lay down beside you and listen Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun. Love all. Trust a few. Do wrong to none He who seeks a friend without fault remains without No person is you friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them." Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall There is no such thing as can't, only won't. If you're qualified, all it takes is a burning desire to accomplish, to make a change. Go forward, go backward. Whatever it takes. every search for a hero must begin with a villian Make sure the thing you're living for is worth dying for It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies. no man can wear one face to himself and another to the multituded without finaly getting bewilderd as to which may be true Sooner or later we must realize there is no station, no one place to arrive at once and for all. The true joy of life is the trip. You think you know a man by the way he acts, but maybe the man acts this way for a reason far more than you can imagine. Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. Wisdom is the toughest of teachers. She gives the test first, and the lesson after. We never know the worth of water till the well is dry He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave. A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it. How things look on the outside of us depends on how things are on the inside of us. In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. |
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| ==not so serious ones== It's weird. Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different. I love television. And not in that drill-a-hole-in-the-side-of-it kind of way. It�s just that my life would be worse if I did not have TV. I still miss my ex...but I'm working on my aim I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!! Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? I know somewhere inside of me there is a sober guy trying to get out. A six pack usually shuts him up. There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy Serial killers always say, 'I heard voices.' Why don't those voice ever say, 'Go dancing' or 'Bake a cake.' There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want I need someone really bad... Are YOU really bad? I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner. Now there's an updated version of the three R's: readin', 'ritin' -- and replacin' the batteries in the calculator The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?" No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper It is easier to get forgiveness than to get permission. If life hands you lemons... then that's really wierd because it's just a board game. How can it hand you something if it has no arms? And where did it get the lemons anyway? Ponder this Eat a beaver, Save a tree. If at first you dont succeed. Cheat, repeat until caught. Then lie! A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation I got a lot of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. |
| (last updated November 14, 2002) |