3 June 2003
HR and WW were standing near where Kathy's new office is going to be located. Because Kathy is a nosy bitch from hell and had to see what they were doing, she got up and ran out of the office over to where they were at. Since I am a lazy MoFo and could care less, I remained seated at my desk. Turns out she wanted to know about having blinds put up in her office. How'd I find out about this? Why because she can't keep her fucking mouth shut! Ever! People are irritating. They never go away when you are no longer amused by them. Damn fucking Kathy. Die!

So, now Kathy is not happy because she cannot put up blinds in her office. She feels like she is in a fishbowl and everyone can stare at her. Hence the reason the door is always closed to the office. I'm all "I don't care" She says "I know. Isn't it ironic that you will be the only one with privacy and you don't even care?" The way she said it seemed rather snotty. I don't know whether I should be offended at the tone or just be happy that she has the best dumb luck on the planet as to not have privacy.
You know what I found out today? A lot of lefties who are switched to righties seem to end up with learning disabilities. Lots of dyslexia. *Skyzy raises hand. Not sure which one.* My parents figured I was a for sure right-hander because my older sister already was left-handed and they thought the odds were that I was right. Besides, I sucked the fingers on my right hand. Funny thing, though. Since I also was OCD as a baby, I refused to use my right hand for anything because I didn't want to get it dirty and then put it in my mouth. I still do most everything left handed. It's more natural to me for some odd reason. I didn't even realize it until High School when someone commented on it.

I also didn't realize until High School that I was dyslexic. I just thought that the fact that I didn't know my left from my right (without having to make the "L" shape with my left hand to verify) was because I am deficient in the most simplistic things. Like telling time by an analog clock. I also had trouble with transposing numbers and sometimes letters.

I ask my mom one day about it. Her response? "Oh, honey. We have known since you were really little that you were dyslexic. We just made sure that it never affected you." Thanks, Mom, for letting me know.
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