"Well, Kathy said that it was agreed by you three that you like the third person. He was easy to understand and likable." Even though I did like the 3rd guy the best, I still had to be a bitch and go "Uhhh, no. I still haven't decided which person I like the best. Besides, Turtle hasn't even seen the other two."
McFly looks a little startled by that announcement. "What do you mean? I thought you had told Kathy that you liked the 3rd person." He looks over to Kathy and she's just sitting there, expecting me to cover for her as usual. But not any more. Not now that I don't share an office with her. I tell it how it is: "Well, no. That never happened. We had discussed the interviewees, but nothing had been decided. I still don't know which one I like the best."
Kathy tries to cover by saying "Oh, I thought when we discussed them that you liked the third one the best. I must have been mistaken." She said that in such a way as to make it look like I was an idiot who didn't know how to communicate. Luckily, Turtle spoke up and said "Well, I never discussed any of them with you, Kathy, because I didn't even meet them, you dumb bitch." Except Turtle didn't say that last part. I just added it in since that is what we were both thinking.
