Turtlelan1: how is kathy in this lovely morning
Skyzy88: stupid bitca
Turtlelan1: bitca?
Turtlelan1: love it
Skyzy88: i already have started today's webpage, that's how bad she is today.
Then she goes on and on about how her head hurts. "Whenever I get these frontal lobe headaches, it messes with my language skills." Too bad it doesn't mess enough to get you to shut tHE FUCK UP!
Whine, whine, whine! "If you ask me a question today and I give you a nonsensical answer, just let me know
because my brain isn't working properly." And how am I supposed to differentiate between today's nonsensical answers and every other day's nonsensical answers?
Then, of course, she is listening to her Scottish radio station at full volume. They mention something about 30 million pounds. She starts talking about how that is equivalent to 15 million dollars. On what hell dimension? I tell her it's equal to around 50 million dollars. She starts to tell me how wrong I am. Excuse me? Finally, she pretends that it must have changed since the last time she checked. What the fuck?!?!?! It has always been roughly $1.50-$1.80 to the pound. I don't think there has ever been a time when it's been reversed. What a load of bull shit. Fucking DIE KATHY! This is one of those moments when you realize "I don't care if they think I'm a freak, because I know I'm totally right"
I told WW that I liked Mexicans just fine if Kathy was going to pick it up since, you know, she doesn't. Go pick up, that is. So, he sent Little Miss "I'm so wonderful" an email telling her it was her turn to pick up the food. She pretended like she didn't want any after all, even though she had been talking about what she was going to get not two minutes earlier. I see how that works. She only wants food if she doesn't have to actually get off her lazy ass to get it. Then, her hunger finally won out and she decided to order anyway. Hehe, and not only that, hehe, a bunch of other people in the office also joined in. So now she has to pick up a big ole fucking order. And when WW came in to the office to give Kathy the money to pick up the order, she acted all surprised and said that she had been soooo busy this morning, it was a good thing WW had caught her right then because she was no longer on the phone and now she was able to pick up the order. She's probably going to forget the salsa, too. On purpose no less, just to show us how worthless she is at picking up food so we'll never ask her to do it again. Well, that is alright. We'll never ask her if she wants anything to eat again, either.
This all rather annoyed WW, so when she left, WW told me: "From now on, it's just you and me, kid". I told him: "I know, the rest of them are all just hanger-ons and poseurs. Wannabes who wannabe like us. Mexican." Even though we're not. Mexican. What does that make us?
Turtlelan1: what
Skyzy88: kathy just let me know that she "forgot" that she was leaving at 2 today and she scheduled a call to make to someone at 2:30 so i'm gonna have to do it
Turtlelan1: about?
Skyzy88: upgrades
Turtlelan1: she is so full of it
Skyzy88: yep she conveniently forgot she was leaving early
Turtlelan1: like all she does, there is always something shady behind it
Skyzy88: why the fuck did she CC McFly on the email to call this guy?
Turtlelan1: ask her
Skyzy88: she is too busy talking for me to ask her
Turtlelan1: b.......................
Skyzy88: she says she wanted McFly to verify the information she had sent
Turtlelan1: and?
Skyzy88: he said "it might be helpful to get together and discuss this"
Skyzy88: this phone call is turning into a major project
Turtlelan1: what is the project
Skyzy88: flushing the customer down the toilet repeatedly
Turtlelan1: ha! great
Skyzy88: unfortunately, he is an unflushible
Turtlelan1: i would love to do that
Turtlelan1: can we throw kathy in? she would clog the toilet forever
Turtlelan1: nasty
Skyzy88: ewww! kathy clogging the toilet
Turtlelan1: gross