little turned on.
Here's a tip. Take some time to celebrate the really nasty people you didn't have sex with. Look at that rude guy behind the counter at Zingerman who stares at your breasts while he takes your order. You didn't go down on him! Yay, you! And the hobo that yells rude things at you when you walk past him? No sexing for him. The really boring guy in class? So not getting any of your honey. But, I think being a hooker would be like having a series of really excruciatingly bad blind dates that HAD to end in sex.
Last, but not least. You can always top a slut.
She just claims that since she is engaged, she always lives vicariously through me. Me and my sexcapades. Then again, I haven't gotten any for several months. I figure that if the "if I were straights" were straight, I'd get soooo much ass and wouldn't have to worry about looking.
And, finally, the announcement was made today that I will be leaving the company. This is over a week since I gave my 2 week notice. My boss is definitely a piece of work. (My new code phrase for "colossal bitch.") 'Colossal' is one of the size categories for D&D monsters. I'm now envisaging stat blocks for all the different varieties of bitch: Medium bitch, Large bitch, Colossal bitch, Gargantuan bitch and FUCKO.
And. That was really curious. My coworker just said, "Oh, fudge." I really want to ask him if he realizes we're not on network TV.