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| The Official Skywalker Bizarre Full-length movie advert |
| (To be sung to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. To be sung by practically the whole cast.) |
| Camera and stage directions are given in green |
| Ally-kin and Vickia: This is our Musical Our lapse of insanity Anakin: I was stuck in a pod race Now I can escape from my slavery Obi-Wan: Open your eyes We're wasting our time can't you see---------- Anakin: I'm just a poor boy A slave who got sympathy Yoda: Because his future is Hard to see Anakin: But I'm happy Now I'm free Obi-Wan: Anywhere the boy goes Doesn't really matter to me, to me Anakin: Mama I'm leaving you Raced a pod race a while ago Won my freedom don't you know Mama my life has just begun And I'm not about to throw it all away Padme Naboo, ooooh, Don't wanna see my people die If I'm not back again tomorrow Don't give in, don't give in Because freedom really matters Qui-Gon: Too late Young Obi-Wan You must train Anakin Because balance he will bring Goodbye everybody I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind And maybe become a ghost Anakin: Mama, ooooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wonder how I was ever born at all Fans: I see a little silouetto of the boy Feel the force, feel the force Could it be Darth Vader? Jar-Jar: Lightsaber fighting Very, very frightening thing Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon Qui-Gon rescue me! Qui-Gonny Wonny wonny wonny wonny Anakin: I'm just a poor boy only my mother loves me Fans: He's just a poor boy from a poor family Risking his life with this strange Jedi knight Qui-Gon: Easy come, easy go You must let him go! Watto: Strange man NO we will not let him go Let him go! Strange man NO we will not let him go Let him go! Strange man NO we will not let him go Anakin: Let me go! Will not let you go Let me go! Will not let you go Never never never Let me go--------- No no no no no no no Jar-Jar: Oh Qui-Gonny Wonny gonny wonny Qui-Gonny Rescue me! Anakin: Yipee what's Qui-Gon got in store for me? For me, Yipeeeee--- Queen Amidala: So you think I can leave my people to die? So you think we'll be stuck here 'til we can fly? Oh Obi, Obi-Wan Kenobi Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here Ooooh yeah, Ooooh yeah Qui-Gon: Ani really matters Anyone can see Padme: Freedom really matters Anakin: Freedom really matters, yippeee---- |
| Cut to Ally-kin and Vickia in front of a Red curtain - (Ewan Mcgregor in Moulin Rouge style) |
| Cut to Anakin on Tatooine |
| Cut to Obi-Wan speaking into his communications device to Qui-Gon |
| Cut back to Anakin on Tatooine |
| Cut to Yoda in the Jedi Council |
| Cut back to Anakin on Tatooine |
| Cut to Obi-Wan singing to Qui-Gon outside Jedi Council |
| Cut to Anakin singing to Shimi outside their home |
| Cut to Padme in the Queen's ship coming out of Tatooine |
| Cut to Qui-Gon singing to Obi-Wan after he has fought Darth Maul (the 2nd time) |
| Cut to Anakin singing to Shimi outside their home |
| Cut to fans looking at the Teaser Poster (the one with the shadow of Darth Vader) |
| Cut to Jar-Jar after the first encounter with Darth Maul |
| Cut to Jar-Jar in the forest on Naboo |
| Cut to Anakin on Tatooine |
| Cut to Qui-Gon singing to Watto after Anakin has won his race |
| Cut to Queen Amidala on her ship on Tatooine singing to Obi-Wan |
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