While in the middle of this first encounter, they are caught inflagrante delicto by their sixteen-year-old sister April, who takes one look at Rose’s naked body pinned underneath Paul’s and eagerly joins them. April is a junior at James T. Kirk High School and she is taking a film-making class. Her threesome with Paul and Rose gives her an idea: why not make a porno movie for her class? At least it’s not another amateur episode of Star Trek.

April tapes the three of them in various sex acts; the results are so good that she gets another idea: why not cash in on the $80 billion a year adult entertainment industry and start an erotic Web site on the Internet? April is a cheerleader and Rose is a little Barbie doll with big blue eyes and a hot little body; they could sell subscriptions for $40 a month and rake in the profits. Only one problem: none of them is eighteen.

Fortunately, Rose’s student teacher Susan at Pittman Middle School is enamored with girls Rose’s age so they talk Susan into being their behind-the-scenes Website owner. Susan requests and obtains the Web address "AprilRose.Com," Paul designs the Website, April snaps pictures and makes movies, and the Website is up and running.

Within a week, subscriptions start pouring in, along with a demand for DVDs. Soon they are working all night keeping the Website up to date with new material.

As news of AprilRose.Com spreads, trouble begins. Pictures of Rose and Paul start circulating around Pittman Middle School, and April has the same problem at JTK High. Unfortunately, a movie of Susan and Paul surfaces; Susan quits her job to avoid embarrassing the school, but it’s too late: Agent Ted Williams of the FBI has seen the Website. It is obvious that Rose and Paul are nowhere near eighteen and that Susan is an adult, so he is obliged to investigate.

Ted and his girlfriend Heather leave Washington, D.C. on a flight to Anchorage just at the same time that the Second Reformed Church of Jesus Christ The Almighty Redeemer and Savior Plus Messiah (the S.R.C.J.C.A.R.S.P.M.) sees the Website and decides that without their (divine) intervention, little blonde-headed Rose will surely burn in hell. The Right Reverend Charles Goodbody turns the project over to a church subgroup which call themselves the "Christian Organized Institute To stop Underage Sex," (usually referred to as C.O.I.T.U.S.), the leaders of which (Emma and Prissy) prepare plans for a marathon candlelight vigil and mass prayer meeting outside the Summers house. The church will, of course, accept all (cash) donations.

The AprilRose crew, which now includes Paul’s ex-girlfriend Kindra and the school secretary Sherry, are being scrutinized by the operators of other adult Websites. Their sites—featuring slutty-looking trailer-trash crack whores and tattooed parolees—are losing subscribers to the young, natural-looking AprilRose kids who emphasize love and equality between men and women. Indeed, within a month, AprilRose.Com is banking over $300,000 in net profits per month, and is the most often visited erotic Website on the Internet.

The AprilRose crew auctions off a pair of Rose’s panties; official bidding tops out at $4,500 but they receive a secret bid of two million dollars from the owner of Parrish movie studios in Hollywood, who want to use the kids in real movies.

In a panic, Larry Collins, the owner/operator of a sleezeball Website called "CheezyPorn.Com," leaves Las Vegas for Anchorage, intent on putting a stop to AprilRose.Com.

Ted and Heather arrive from D.C. and confront April, Rose and Paul and determine that they are not being exploited by an adult after all, and they inform the Summers kids that AprilRose.Com has started a revolution in the adult industry—away from the degradation of women and towards a desire for tenderness and equality. Ted agrees to allow AprilRose.Com to continue and he and Heather become advocates, even going so far as to allow themselves to be taped. A new Website, "SummerLove.Com," is spun off which feature only the adults, leaving AprilRose.Com to the kids.

Meanwhile, the prayer vigil has begun; Emma and Prissy talk with Paul and Rose and realize that the Summers kids love each other and will not burn in hell, and they also become advocates.

After the prayer vigil crowd leaves for the night, Rose looks out the window and sees a woman sitting in the front yard. She and Paul go out to investigate and discover that it is Prissy, tied naked to a stake. She has been raped and strangled to death. Enter Inspector Thomas Travis of the Anchorage police. [Also appears in The Ark of Shekinah and The Web of Satanicus]

Emma reveals that Reverend Goodbody has been "baptizing" young girls in the evenings in his hot tub. April volunteers to be born again at the hand of Goodbody; they set up a sting operation and nail Goodbody just April is right in the middle of sitting on his lap and being "baptized."

Larry Collins has been following the Summers family around; as he learns more about them, he realizes that he could never duplicate the love and affection that they exude and that their subscribers sense. He decides that there is only one way to shut AprilRose down. He has already killed Prissy, so what’s one more murder.

The PTAs of both JTK and Pittman voice their complaints about AprilRose.Com; they demand that all three Summers kids be expelled and they call a special combined meeting. It has been well-publicized on network news and had been discussed by Limbaugh and O’Reilly. Rush thinks it’s cool capitalism; Bill condemns it.

The meeting begins but is interrupted by testimonials from the Anchorage Police, the FBI, C.O.I.T.U.S., and a call from President Bush.

The PTA having been put in its place, the meeting breaks up. Rose heads for the restroom but is abducted by Collins who carries her to an empty classroom and strangles her. Paul misses Rose and follows; he sees Rose’s apparently lifeless body on the floor and takes a baseball bat to Collins just as Ted arrives with Inspector Travis. Paul administers CPR to Rose and revives her; Collins is taken to a hospital minus his genitals.

The story ends with an epilogue written by April, five years later. Paul and Rose have starred in several major motion pictures; they have both won Oscars, and April has been nominated for Best Director. She also has her own photography studio and her work is world renowned. Their combined earnings have allowed them to buy a large estate for their parents, and they donate large amounts to sexual education and AIDS research.

As for Paul and Rose, they are still together, and they will always be together. They can’t legally marry, of course, but they’re married to each other in their hearts, where it counts. And that’s what made AprilRose.Com work in the first place: love.

NOTE: The author neither condemns nor condones sex between two consenting people, regardless of their ages, provided they are physically, mentally and spiritually mature enough to understand what it really means. AprilRose Dot Com is not meant as a social commentary; it is, rather, a tongue-in-cheek look at teen sex, extreme left-wing liberals, extreme right-wing conservatives, and a not so tongue-in-cheek look at the power of love.