| *My perfect self* My perfect self is as perfect as The Govt in NOFX�s �perfect govt� I�m an egoist Everything I do is measured If it pleases ME, it�s good If it doesn�t, it�s not. I�m authoritative I love to control everything Ordering people around is pleasure Ignoring them is leisure I�m emotional too Not the type of emotion that makes you cry While watching sad movies The type that makes you cry To externalise your feelings I am too dependent on others I can�t put toothpaste on my brush I cannot fry an egg I cannot even do the dishes! But I certainly don�t want to change No one is perfect I love my sarcasm and cynicism I love my semi non-conformity I love my authority �do I love myself? Next / Poems |