Thespark.com mistook me for a guy
That took me by surprise
I told them it was all a lie
But webpages don't have eyes

I'm built up like a man
If it weren't for my two mountains of silk
I would be like mistaking semen
For Nestle liquid milk

Some people say I've got balls
Which give me an adrenaline rush
To play different roles
With those who need a good crush

I have typical male values
I'm certified chick with a dick
I've nothing to lose
Cos no one can make me tick

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