Quotes, Interviews
Q: What do you dilslike about yourself?
John: The fact that i'm so short-sighted. Off stage, i have to wear very thick glasses. On Stage, i can't see the crowd, but i know they are there by their screams. The Boys have a lot of fun telling me the wrong door to go through, and i often end up in a cupboard!
"When you're drowning, you don't say 'i would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the forsight to notice me drowning and come and help me', you just scream"
                  ~John Lennon, 1970
"Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans"
                 ~John Lennon
"I'm dead am I? Why does nobody ever tell me anything?"
      ~Paul McCartney (about the rumors of him being dead)
Q: Do any of you have any formal musical training?
John: You're joking
Q: What do you think of President Johnson?
Paul: Does he buy our records?
Q: What do you like best about our country?
John: You
Q: Why do you think you are so popular?
John: It must be the weather
Q: Do you think it's your singing?
Paul: I doubt it. We don't know which it could be
Q: Some of your detractors allege that you are bald and those haircuts are wigs. Is that true?
John: Oh, we're all bald. Yeah. And deaf and dumb too
Q: One of your hits is "Roll over Beethoven". What do you think of Beethoven as a composer?
Ringo: He's great. Especially his poems
Q: Why do millions of Beatles fans buy millions of Beatles records every day?
John: if we knew, we'd form another group and become their managers
Q: Who mends your stockings when you're on your travels?
George: Stockings? Socks! Nobody, We just have them washed.
Q: Do you think all the hysterics are necessary for your act?
Paul: No, not necessary. But it helps give a good atmosphere, we don't mind. It's nice when there's a lot of noise about. It's like a football match with a lot of noise going on. It produces a good feeling
John: Goal! Goal!
Q: But why is it always the girls?
John: If it was all just boys, it'd be a bit funny, wouldn't it?
Q: Ringo, you didn't look too happy when you got off the airplane. Was there any reason?
Ringo: If you'd been on it 15 hours, how would you look?
John: How would he look, Ringo?
Ringo: I don't know. Look at him now
George: A bit of a friend face, if you ask me
Funny!!!
Ringo: John is married. We'll all get married in the end
Paul: We will, in the end?
John: You mean you're not funny like the rumor says?
Q: How about you other guys, how do you feel about Ringo being nominated for president?
John: We think he should win. Definately in favor.
George: Yes
Q: Would you make them part of your cabinet?
Ringo: I'd have to, wouldn't I?
George: I could be the door
John: I could be the cupboard
Q: The French had not yet made up their mind about the Beatles. What do you think about them?
John: Oh, we like the Beatles. They're gear
Q: Do you have any advice for teenagers?
John: Don't get any pimples
Q: Are you married?
George: No, i'm George
Q: When do you rehearse?
John: We don't!
Paul: Yeah, of course we do
John: Paul does, we don't
Q: Did you really use four letter words on the tourists in the Bahamas?
John: What we actually said was 'gosh'
Paul: We may have also said 'heavens'
John: Couldn't have said that Paul. More than four letters
Q: Does it bother you that you can't hear what you sing during the concerts?
John: No, we don't mind. We've got the records at home
Q: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland
Q: Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?
John: When i feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know perfectly well we're not supermen
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Q: What did you think when the pilot got on the intercom (there were possible engine problems), before you landed at Kennedy?
Ringo: Beatles, women, and children first!
Q: Why do you think you get more fan mail that the other Beatles?
Ringo: I don't know. I suppose it's because more people write to me
Q: What would you do if the fans broke through the police barriers?
George: We'd die laughing
Q: Can we look forward to any more Beatles movies?
John: Well, there'll be many more but i don't know if you can look forward to them or not
Q: Do you ever think of getting a haircut?
Paul: No, luv. Do you?
Q: Do you like topless bathing suits?
Ringo: We've been wearing them for years
Q: Recently there has been an article published in Rolling Stone magazine stating that Day Tripper was about a prostitute, and norwegian Wood was about a lesbian. What was your intent when writing these songs?
Paul: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians
Q: What was the inspiration behind Eleanor Rigby?
John: That one's about a couple o' queers!
Q: Some people have been calling your work "unamerican". How do you respond to this?
John: Well, thats very observant of them
Q: Were you worried about the oversized roughnecks who tried to infiltrate the airport crowd on your arrival?
Ringo: That was us
Q: Where did you think up the hairdos?
John: We've told so many lies about it, we've forgotten
Q: What about the hairdos, where did they..
Paul: You mean the hair don'ts?
Q: Who in the world would the Beatles like to meet more than anyone else?
Ringo: the real Santa Claus
Q: Do you date much?
Ringo: What are you doing tonight?
Q: What started your practice of wearing four rings at once?
Ringo: Six got to be too heavy
Q: Paul, you look like my son
Paul: You don't look a bit like my mother
Q: Is it true that none of you can read or write music?
Paul: None of us can read or write music. The way we work is like, we just whistle. John will whistle at me and i'll whistle back at him
Q: Is it true you can't sing?
John (pointing at George): Not me- him!
Q: What excuse do you have for your collor length hair?
John: Well, it just grows out your head
Q: Why don't you smile, George?
George: I'll hurt my lips
Q:  Do you ever wear a tie?
J: Me? Yeah, when I find it
Q: How does your wife react to all the girls fussing and running after you?
J: She knows they never catch me
Q:  Is it being planned to do a movie of your whole life, school, the Cavern Club...
J: They couldn't put that kind of thing on the screen. Not yet, anyway
Q:  With all the girls chasing you all over the world, who's the most exciting woman you've ever met?
J: Ringo's mother was pretty hot. I'm only joking
Q: Are you in any danger during your concerts?
P: I was got once by a cigarette lighter. Clouted me right in the eye and closed my eye for the stay. In Chicago a purple-and-yellow stuffed animal, a red rubber ball, and a skipping rope were plopped up on the stage. I had to kick a carton of Winstons out of the way when I played. And I saw a cigarette lighter flying past me in Detroit's Olympia Stadium
Q: Don't you worry about all that?
P: It's okay as long as they throw the light stuff, like paper.
Q: What are your favourite programs on American television?
P: News en Espanol from Miami. Popeye, Bullwinkle. All the cultural stuff
Q: Is it true that on one flight a stewardess broke up a pillow fight between you guys and got clobbered on the head?
G: I'm not really sure where she got hit. She did make us break it up, though. Remember that house we stayed in at Harlech?
P: No. Which one?
G: Yes you do! There was a woman who had a dog with no legs. She used to take it out in the morning for a slide
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