What? did you think I'd actually post something I'd have to UPDATE?! =P

Ah, yes........ Chris (Zur the Mage) and Jay (Random Hero) are the pair of Flaming Faggots of the Century. They both enjoy playing Faldon (the game for fags), masquerade as straight, and enjoy prancing around in women's underwear in their free time. Chris makes time every week to get a manicure, pedicure, and facial; he says that it relaxes him and looks oh so good. Jay says that pure ecstacy is, for him, taking it up the ass while watching gay porn and smoking a joint.