It just doesn't seem fair

that it just doesn't fit

ive tried all I can

but with out any luck

Ive tried a bath

to shrink it you see

but that didn't work

it still doesn't fit me

Ive tried the iron

to smooth out the wrinkles

but around me again

it folds and wrinkles

Im 6 months old

and it hasn't changed yet

you would think by now

there would be some decline

I suppose for now

ill just have to bare

the tripping up

and the odd odd stares.