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Wet My Pants |
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| As I wait in a long line having to take a really bad pee Looking at that wondrous crack in the wall The door opens and in the distance I see a glorious stall Entranced, I do a little dance To make certain I do not wet my pants Shaking and moving all about I grimace in pain and start to pout I really really really have to go And this line is moving so slow Finally I am there, the next in line Soon I will have no more reason to moan and whine Wait, who is this, trying to cut the line Oh, good, he is only hanging a sign I cannot quite see it, no matter the last guy just got out I go to walk in and start to shout Just as I think the torture is over The sign reads, out of order Water will be off for an hour to perform maintenance We are deeply sorry for any inconvenience |
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| By Eddie ( Silly Clown ) | ||