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| Mr T kicks faded moviestars and fellow eighties icons' asses. |
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| Mr T battles Belgium's national hero (or not), Jean Claude Van Damme, who seems to be trying to beat Mr T by using refined telepathic powers and a spiffy, appealing to older housewives, outfit. |
| Mr T faces Keanu Reeves and kicks his talentless surflingo-uttering ass (yes that's a word) |
| I don't believe any of this crap. Mr T sucks, get a life, take me back |
| Here Mr T helps out everybody's favorite eighties icons (well, second to Mr T himself of course) in their fight against Marshmellow Man. As you can see Mr T is firing a milk canon at the big puffy freak to destabilize him. Will he win? Does the pope shit in the woods? |