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| This is Alphonso, creator and writer of the Letters to Alphonso section, for people with romance issues. Its not posted here, cause we edit it out each week. Don't tell. |
| Ernest is our star writer. He was one of the team of 1 million monkeys who recreated the works of Shakespeare, his notable favorite being "H;;;amle.t" |
| Ulrika is our Scandinavian Fashion and lay-out designer. She enjoys meatballs and leaping onto small children from high trees, killing them instantly. |
| Mauritio has taken a month long break to perfect his brooding techniques. As you can see, its coming along nicely.... |
| Nico's a new staffer here at Skwerl. She adds nothing to the office, except hideous moaning, much like her famous namesake. |
| This is George. He's one of our long-time staffers, way back when we did the issue on the 80s synth-revival-revival. He's recently been promoted from mailboy to trolley dolly. He enjoys mime and bananas. |
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| Co-editor Tim enjoys peanuts and eating gnats he picks out of Lissa's hair. One day he hopes to have a real job. |
| THE SKWERLCON STAFF |
| Co-editor Lissa likes blowing bubbles at various other animals and teaching kiwi monkeys such as Tim useless dutch sounds. Please feed her mash. |