| The very few miraculous and splendid wonders of Hugh Grant |
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| There are so many things to say about Hugh, yet there is so little to him. Where to start? Ah yes, the name Hugh Grant has always been a source of frustration for me, mostly because i couldn't pronounce it decently, instead I advise anybody who had the same problem as me, to use the popular variant of his name, Puke Grant . <insert 'how dr�le' here> Perhaps you are wondering why I chose this picture, while 'the arrestation' picture would be so much better for mocking purposes but, well, i'm a rebel. plus, this is supposed to be a GOOD pic of him. But, look at his face ! TWATNESS. |
| Hugh Is Dr�le |
| Ok, this is what I saw on TRL *cue hanging of head in shame, my excuse is brainless zapping* A very hyped up young man, the presenter, shouting about how Hugh Grant is coming to the show today. He's english, oooo ! After countless brainless teenybopper videoclips, one worse than the other, Hugh was introduced and shuffled onto the stage. There was much swooning ( by valley teens who also fancy that guy from slipknot, you know, the one with the bloodmask and the giant pignose, he's so dreamy ....). I don't know why , but Hugh suddenly decided it was necessary for him to be as dr�le as possible. Quite possibly to cause the presenter to say 'ha ha, you Brits and your English humor' Sadly enough I can only remember two things, probably because I blocked everything else from memory. 1) P: "So Hugh, this new movie you're playing in was directed by the guys who did American pie right *nudge nudge wink wink* " H: " euhm yes hmm they did. But er (doesnt the way he speaks makes you feel like punching him in the face whilst shouting WOULD U BLOODY SAY WHAT U HAVE TO SAY !) heh I didn't have sex with pastry in the new movie" P: *stare * heh COMEDIAN ! 2) P: "Oooh would you say something to my mother please" H: " Er Hello mother of this guy here. I'm very sorry for you...." *cue forced laughter* How positively dr�le ! And that ladies and gentlemen, was an Angel of Silence moment. Which is why the angel of silence's name must be Hugh. |
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| What exactly is this so called Angel of Silence ? |
| The angel of silence made its first appearance (I think) in Anton chekhov's The Seagull, a russian play which i'm not going to rant about as i've caused enough suffering to some people by ranting about various plays and books (No, I am NOT obsessed by Waiting for Godot). I shall quote: SHAMRAEFF. I remember when the famous Silva was singing once in the Opera House at Moscow, how delighted we all were when he took the low C. Well, you can imagine our astonishment when one of the church cantors, who happened to be sitting in the gallery, suddenly boomed out: "Bravo, Silva!" a whole octave lower. Like this: [In a deep bassvoice] "Bravo, Silva!" The audience was left breathless. [A pause.] DORN. An angel of silence is flying over our heads. I think this demonstrates the usage of the angel of silence. It shows itself only when something incredibly dr�le is said or when there is a painful silence (which is usually the same thing). Sometimes when the angel flies by , people get so uncomfortable they start saying even more dr�le things, making the situation even worse and turning the conversation into such a dr�le-fest that there is virtually no escape possible and it can only be stopped by someone shouting ' Stop, it's not worth it !Stop it stop it ! We're all going to die if u carry on like this! or one of the people talking suddenly having a heart attack and falling to the floor. The Angel of Silence likes puns, all puns. Why is the Angel of Silence called Hugh you ask? Beats me. But... look at his face ! twat! |
| This is the lovely Angel of Silence in action. Actually, I think this is a female angel but meh, who cares really. |