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| Welcome to the Creflo Dollar Ministries Media Center. It is neither an accident nor a coincidence that you decided to click onto our web page. We believe that it was foreordained since the beginning of the world, that you would browse this week's message of the gospel. |
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| Dr. Creflo A. Dollar Jr., a pioneer in the field of debt cancellation and money management, explains the principles for both in his latest release, No More Debt! Through practical, insightful teaching, he outlines the simple, Bible-based steps that will revolutionize your finances and bring you from a place of insufficiency and despair into a place of peace, prosperity, and joy. |
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| Praise Jesus! Creflo A. Dollar Jr (or Cre-dawg to his righteous friends) is here to cleanse your sins. Praise him! Amen! Where can we begin to praise this most righteous cat? He be down with the angels, fool. Creflo may look like just another television evangelist on first glance, but watch him for any period of time and you'll notice the biggest of differences: Creflo can feel the LORD's funk. |
| The first thing you'll notice about Cre-dawg is that hes energetic. Perhaps energetic is too weak a word. That would be like calling Pink Floyd merely "bad". Cre-dawg leaps across the stage waving his arms and a-hootin' and a-hollerin' in such a way to put Iggy to shame. |
| In fact, the only reason I've ever seen Creflo slow down is to bless the congregation with a righteous-religious-readin' from that most holy of books, The Image Of Righteousness by Creflo A. Dollar Jr, and on occasion even a reading from the Bible. |
| But really, although we may be pointing out that Cre-dawg is a Motown-imitating, limb-waving, screaming and incoherent borderline fraudster, we really like him. Honest! He's great!(assuming of course youre not one of the people he's making his living off).. Anyway, don't just take our word for it, go visit him... You can find him on the TV at some ungodly hour of the morning (yeah, i know that pun sucked) OR you could wander over to Creflo's internet empire at: |
| Seriously, check him out. One of the greatest things on television. And Creflo, if you quote that out of context (and i know youre thinking it, you little weasel, you), i'll smash you, i swear. |
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