Some people call these rodents cute. Some people call themselves Elvis and wear pink fluffy slippers.
This is NOT a skwerl, it is a chipmunk. Sure it might look adorable but make no mistake, they are barbaric creatures. And not in a good way. Skwerls are the most sophisticated woodland creatures on this planet. And we can prove it. Skwerls are very intelligent, they create a false alarm to distract other skwerls and have more nutilicious food for themselves, BUT the brilliant thing is, the other skwerls aren't stupid either, after a couple of times they are onto their fellow fuzzy friends and they are not longer distracted. which is nice .
So who is left foodless , cold and alone? Chipmunks.
Ah,the humanity, poor chipmunks, you must think. WRONG. Chipmunks don't deserve pity. They're cruel i tell you. and their toes smell..
And it's not like chipmunks hide their inner Conan the barbarian. Look at the world's most famous chipmunks, Chip'n Dale (knabbel en babbel for the dutch-speaking people) Chip, or Dale- quite frankly i don't care which is which, is dropping a large nut on the other ones head. Is this Civilized behaviour? NO!
There is only one conclusion to this: Chipmunks must die so that the rightful rulers of the woods,skwerls,can have more nutlike food
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