-Say you havent prepared a speech because you didn't think you would win. - thank God. Always thank God. You may throw in a "god bless us all'. And while you're at it, hey, why not throw in a God bless America. - If you dont win, stay calm. Smile genuinely and applaud the winning candidate so loudly that it's almost embarassing. Contain your urges, we all know you would rather pull their hair out and shove that oscar.. well you know. Just smile. - Mention Russel Crowe. He doesnt even have to have starred in any film this year, mention him anyway. Yes, YOU, NICHOLE KIDMAN. - be emotional. cry if you can. carrying onions in your handbag is always handy for this purpose. - If a war is going on, you have several choices: - make a peacesign and smile sheepishly, or just mention how awful all of this war stuff is and God why can't we all get along - Ignore ongoing war stubbornly - Try to apologize in a way by saying that art is still important and it inspires people and i can't think of anything better to say but if i keep smiling like this I will get a standing ovation. Be Julia Roberts. Or alternatively. Be cool. Be Peter O' Toole. (it rhymes) |
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