The Backstreet (door) Boys
Absolutely the biggest group of queers I have ever seen in my life!  The idea for this massive insult to everyone's intelligence obviously came about while some top record execs sat around wondering how they could generate even more money.  And they say the tobacco industry is evil!  Teenie-boppers everywhere rejoiced in unison while crappy song after crappy song was released and played to no end on every type of radio station from top 40 to hip hop.  The clean cut, stereotype fulfilling group of ass pirates were all over MTV, especially TRL.  There seemed to be no escape from the daily torment, until a miracle of God occured and they decided to "break up" recently.  Wait, what am I saying?  This only means there will be countless solo albums to come!  God forbid.....
No, the lack of talent is killing me and my ass feels funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
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