So how do you know if
there's a shroo near you?
The most obvious way of locating a shroo is by the way it looks.
1. Sleek black hair, normally in a side parting. The parting itself is fairly wide revealing a bright white scalp.
2. A spesimens skin is also gleaming white all over the body. The face however, has a harshly scrubbed look to it, this is a result of years up in the windy Highlands. The face not only has a sheen but looks clammy to thetouch.
3. A shroo's body is feeble and fragile. There are hardly and fat shroo's as their metabolism is extremely high. No matter what clothes a shroo wears, everything looks shit and just hangs of their shapeless frame.
4. A shroo actually has the feet of the rodent shrew. This may be hard to detect as shroo's will attempt to hide this deformity by wearing normal shoes, the empty space packed with newspaper.
5. Shroos are attracted to shiny objects and often decorate themselves with such articles. One particular example would be for a shroo to wear numerous thick, heavy gold chains. Although this causes severe strain on their bodies, it has been known for chains to be worn up to Mr T proportions.
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