The Yakult conspiracy
Yakult is a product on sale worldwide which if ingested will impregnate that person with a shroo egg. Yes that's right the public is at great risk from this very real, very evil plan.
Yakult is made in specialy made Yakult mines. There are many up in the Highlands of Scotland.
It involves the hideous process of the Queen SHRoo laying millions upon millions of eggs, otherwise known as Yakult.
The mine works in a very similar way to a bee hive or ant hill. There are hundreds of worker SHRoo's , processing and botteling the Yakult and there are also soldier SHRoo's, defending the mine and also dominating the worker SHRoo's.
The Queen SHRoo does not look like any other normal SHRoo. She is one hundred times larger and looks like a giant albino slug. (Think of Jaba the Hutt) Being so obese she is unable to move and relies on the worker SHRoo's for food. She does not need any partners to breed.
If she is the heart of the SHRoo empire and has to be destroyed.
This is what a Yakult bottle looks like.
Keep out of childrens reach and wash thoroughly if contact with skin occurs.
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