My dog Vick...the same one that ate all the baby rabbits to satisfy his bloodlust...the same dog that chased a pit bull out of the yard...the same dog that scared the Terminix guy and kept him in his truck until I had him on a leash is scared to death of fireworks.  I spent my July 4th at home...no need to go out in all the traffic downtown to see fireworks because they put on a pretty good show at the baseball fields across the street from where I live.  So anyway, the fireworks start up and Vick is clawing at the back door.  I go outside to watch, and the dude would not come out of the garage.  I'm even throwing his favorite football in the backyard and nothing.  So I put him on a leash and took him out front.  I sat there on my porch watching the fireworks and all he kept doing was pawing at the front door to go back in.  How can a dog who scares the crap out of people and eats baby rabbits be so scared of fireworks?  The only time he went into the backyard was when a neighbor's dog came near the fence barking and he charged it barking and growling to send the thing away.  Yeah, he'll stand up to another dog, but set off a firecracker or two and he's cowering.  It cracks me up.

Ok, movie time.  I watched what was one of THE most awesome movies ever this weekend.  Now previously I thought "Transporter 2" was one of the single most badass pieces of cinema ever...but it's been topped.  Oh I know, I have a hard time believing it myself.  I often thought if the dude in "Transporter 2" had wasted a zombie it would be the perfect movie.  Well this new one didn't have zombies....but it still kicked MAJOR ass.  Why?  First off it starred Milla Jovovich who I would marry in a heartbeat without even getting to know her...she is that awesome.  She's beautiful, has unbelievable eyes, and kicked zombie ass in "Resident Evil".  I love this woman.  The movie is "Ultraviolet"...and I know it got some crappy reviews, but that just shows how ignorant some people are.  This movie kicks ass from start to finish.  What makes it better than "Transporter 2"?  It stars Milla for one thing....and the whole time she is kicking ass.  There's guns, explosions, cool chase scenes, and Milla looking hot as ever.  The fact that this gorgeous woman is in scenes wasting a room full of guys armed with guns and all she has is a sword is reason enough for me to hail this movie as a work of art.  Plus, the movie was done by the same guy who did "Equilibrium", and if you haven't seen that then you are truly robbing yourself of a classic.  You know what?  I think when NoiseCult does gigs now I'm going to start leaving Milla's name on the guest list.  That way if for some reason she's in town and walks by a club we're at and decides to go in, the door guy will go "Ms. Jovovich...you're on the guest list...you can go right in".  This way she'll know how highly I think of her and then after seeing me play, she'll know I'm so much man that she has to have me...hahahaha.

Ready for one of the most disturbing pictures ever?  This popped up on a site I was on as an ad for energy conservation.  It said something like "don't shower with an energy hog" and honestly this thing is creepy beyond belief.  Check this out -

This is the kind of picture nightmares start with.  What kind of friggin ad campaign is this?  And who's the psycho who thought this thing up?  Imagine going into the bathroom one night to relieve yourself, and all of the sudden the shower curtain pulls back and you see this???  My first thought was the movie "Motel Hell" where the dude wears the pig head and runs around with a chainsaw.  I mean jeez...this is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

Oh I know, you're wondering how the Senate campaign is going.  Well I got a bunch of campaign buttons in the mail.  Yeah, I did...and for FREE.  Some company sent me a box of about 200 buttons in various designs with a note that said "here's a sample of what we can do".  Well thanks for the samples guys...I doubt I'll order any more...hahahaha.  I mean if I get to a point where I give all of them away then I probably will, but until then it's awesome to have.  I've been invited to a few more events.  I'll be in Memphis again in a couple of weeks and also got invited to attend some breakfast here in Nashville that's being run by HCA...a HUGE healthcare company.  Things are picking up, and it's unreal.  I mean seriously, the fact that I get invited to make appearances as a Senate candidate is still pretty mind-boggling.  Oh, if I can just get on one debate after the primaries in August...just one debate...I swear it would be one of the most entertaining things ever.  Trust me on that.

I hope everyone had a safe Fourth of July.  Yeah, I know it's no Cinco de Mayo but maybe you were able to enjoy it all the same.  If only I wasn't such a hate-monger....

Ok, it's late and I have work tomorrow...gotta see if Vick is handling the fireworks ok.  Oh don't worry...more to come soon Sportsfans!