Sportsfans, I have uncovered a HUGE conspiracy!  This thing goes all the way to the top.  In fact, I think it's a safe bet to say that Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and even Haliburton is involved.  And the thing about it is that it's right in front of us, yet goes SO unnoticed.  Someone is getting rich off this, and it's not us.  I will share this with you in a moment...but first, I must go over the events and stories that make up the last few days...haha.

Now here is something VERY interesting.  There is a slim chance that my beloved University of Georgia Bulldogs could actually play for the National Championship!  It is a slim chance...but a chance.  In the latest polls, they are ranked 4th.  Because Kentucky lost to Tennessee this weekend, Tennessee goes to the SEC Championship to play LSU, who lost Friday.  But since UGA has a better record than UT, they're ranked higher.  Here's where it gets interesting...two of the three  teams above UGA which are Missouri, West Virginia and Ohio State, have to play in their own conference title games this coming weekend.  If those two lose (which are Missouri and West Virginia), UGA could possibly jump into the top 2 and then play for a NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!  Oh I know...it's a reach...but the possibility is there!  The season has already rocked VERY hard with them beating the trifecta of Florida, Auburn, and Georgia Tech...and now a chance at the National Championship...holy crap!  Man I can't wait for next Saturday!!!!

I remember my dreams a lot.  I can usually recall at least one from each night.  I can't stand it when people say "Oh I don't dream" because that's not true...everyone does...it just depends on how much time passes between coming out the dream state of sleep and waking up as to whether or not you remember them.  And because I'm such an insomniac, I'm usually hitting that dream stage around 4 or 5 o'clock I would guess, because when I wake up every morning I can always remember one.  The other night I had one that was truly terrifying based on the movie "Hostel" which I won't get into, but one I had that was pretty funny starred Gary Coleman.  Yep, the same Gary Coleman from "Different Strokes" starred in a dream I had.  The scenario was that I was in the back yard playing with the dogs, and a car pulled into my driveway.  I looked up and saw it was Gary Coleman.  For some reason in my dream I had dealt with him before and didn't really want to speak to him, because when I saw him I thought "What the heck does he want now???"  He gets out of the car and waves, then walks to my front door.  I go back inside to answer the door, and my two dogs came in because I didn't shut the back door all the way.  I opened the front door and then see my dogs, so I grab both of them so they can't run out.  I asked him what he wanted.  He was stammering for words and finally asked if I still had both of my Adam "Pac Man" Jones autographed football cards.  I told him I only had one, and he was like "Oh really?  Huh...I thought you had two" and then just kind of stood there.  I was becoming aggravated because I was holding the dogs and said "Come on man, what's going on...what do you want?"  He said "Well I was hoping I could borrow one for a while".  I asked him what for, and he was looking nervous thinking of what to say.  I got more pissed off and told him "Dude, just say what you need it for" so he tells me that he is hurting financially, got a hold of a bunch of blank checks and was hoping to forge Jones' signature on the checks to cash them.  I started yelling at him how I didn't want to hear that, because if he does anything like that I could be nailed as an accomplice.  I slammed the door on him and told him to quit bugging me.  Yeah, it was pretty weird.

Friday was such a glorious day.  When I got back late Thursday night after visiting my parents, I decided I was going to put my Christmas decorations up, cut my phone off, and just spend a day doing whatever I wanted to do.  After all the extra hours at work, I felt I deserved it.  So Friday morning I slept late, got up and ordered a pizza, watched "Live Free or Die Hard" which is incredible, put up my Christmas stuff, and spent the rest of the day doing nothing but playing video games.  I bought the new "Smackdown v. Raw" wrestling game last week, but had yet to truly be able to dive into all the facets of it the way I wanted.  I spent countless hours creating wrestlers not in the game...older guys like Arn and Ole Anderson, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, and some newer favorites like Raven and New Jack.  Oh man I was getting into it.  I would pull up the bios and pictures online to get everything just right...and I think I did a damn fine job.  I was a complete geek about it, I'll admit it.  And then I thought to myself, "Is this a second childhood or a mid-life crisis?"  But then I realized I didn't give a crap as I made a character of Sting and even one of Glenn Danzig...haha.  My Danzig actually looks pretty good...and his entrance music is "Skincarver" which plays while the flames shoot up from the side of the stage and evil red smoke fills the auditorium.  Oh, and to truly show what a dork I am, I had to change the music for Sandman.  During his ECW years, he always came out with his Singapore cane, smoking, and guzzling down beers while smashing the cans against his forehead to "Enter Sandman".  When he was with WWE, they used a ripoff song that kind of sounded like the real thing.  That wasn't good enough for me...so I ripped the actual "Enter Sandman" to the hard drive on my Xbox 360 and changed his entrance music to use it.  Oh yeah...MUCH better.  So now when he gets ready to battle Sabu in an ECW extreme match where anything goes, he can at least come out to his REAL theme song...hahaha.  Man I love this game...my guy Skullkrusher has progressed enough in the career mode to where I just won the Smackdown World Title, and will now face the current WWE champ Triple H and the ECW champ Lashley in a three-way at Summer Slam!!!  Exciting, isn't it?  Hey, I dig it and that's all that matters.  Oh, one other thing was a small diamond in the rough I found as far as zombie movies go - "Zombie Town".  And of course when I got it in the mail, I kept singing that stupid 70's disco song "Funkytown" to myself, but changed the words to "won't you take me to....zombie town".  And before I watched it, I was playing with the dogs and started singing it again.  They just looked at me like "yeah...whatever...do you have any cookies for us?" which of course I did so they were happy.  It's definitely low-budget...but it actually has a good story, some good effects, and one scene that is a requirement of the great zombie movies - someone getting their guts ripped out and eaten.  Ah yes, good time.

And now the conspiracy.  Now sit down because this is HUGE!  Yes, we all know about "big oil" and "big insurance" and basically every corporation referred to as "big" something and how truly evil they all are.  Well I have a new one.  Are you ready?  Do you think you can handle this?  Ok, here it goes.  There is a vast conspiracy going, and the people behind it are none other than "big bread".  Hey, laugh all you want, but once I present my evidence you too will be shocked and appalled.  On Sundays during football season, my grill is busy cooking up many tasty bits of food.  It varies with some things, but one thing I always cook are Johnsonville Brats...the Italian Hot & Spicy ones.  I never put much thought into it before, but it hit me this past week.  The brats come in a pack of five, yet when I buy hot dog buns they come in a pack of eight.  So then I thought "well, I'm buying brats that could be eaten without a bun", but I decided to dig deeper...and what I found will truly frighten you.  While I was at the grocery store the other day, I noticed all the packs of hot dogs come packaged in packs of ten.  Do you know what this means?  Yep, if you want enough hot dog buns for all ten of your hot dogs, then you have to buy ANOTHER pack of buns.  But then you'll have six buns left over...this means you have to buy another ten pack of hot dogs, which will leave you with four hot dogs without a bun.  So guess what?  Yep...YOU HAVE TO BUY MORE BUNS!  Do you see how "big bread" is manipulating all of us?  While the common Joe is trying to buy enough buns and hot dogs to even every thing out, the tycoons of "big bread" are just sitting back laughing at all of us.  Now, you might be thinking the hot dog industry is in on this...but that's exactly what "big bread" wants you to think.  They figure you'll go "why would they package ten hot dogs when buns come in packs of eight?" and therefore deflect the criticism off themselves so you'll blame "big hot dog".  Oh, that is EXACTLY what "big bread" wants...and I'm here to tell you about it so we can fight the power!  Think about it...one company gives you ten of something, and the companion company only gives you EIGHT of something which forces you to buy more to even things out.  Yeah, the light bulb should be going off in your head now because you see how evil and subtle this all is.  One company is giving you MORE and the other gives you LESS to FORCE you into buying more...yet we never hear about this.  All we ever hear about is "big oil" and other evil corporations.  Meanwhile "big bread" is getting away with this!!!  I really hope this isn't my last blog, because once news of this hits, there is no telling who will try to shut me up.  That's why it's important for me to share this...and hopefully by me posting this, "big bread" will realize that by taking me out it will only further validate what I've uncovered.  Take to the streets!  Let people know the truth!!!!  Hopefully this won't be the last you hear from me.....