"Weeeeeee! Look at me, look at me!!" The cheese tailed, blue butt monkey shouted as he flew through the air. It crashed into a car muffin tree, a shiny POISONED red car fell out of that tree. The monkey fell to the ground with a loud THUMP! When he got back up... it started digging for no apparent reason. He found a platypus-bat shapped key (WTF?! Don't ask me... I have no clue what those are or look like...) and the monkey walked over to the car, bashed open the window with the key, and jumped through the window that is no more. THEN the monkey put the key into the hole where you unlock the car, from the outside. The car started! The car had no stearing wheel so the monkey got his toy stearing wheel and attached it to the roof of the car.
