Dilbert Bartholemue Narfschwaggle and the Pet Apple Named Chirivial
There once was a boy, he was gay, mental, scitzo, claustriphobic, agoraphobic, paranoid, insane, narcoleptic, had terrets, ebola and ADD ( I say, "was" because he died at an age that would take just too long for me to type (like 22454 hours) and plus I'm too damn lazy)! Ok yes, anyway, his name was Dilbert Bartholemue Narfschwaggle! Everyone hated him because he was just to twitchy and had a gay name, he was walking home one day it was cold and windy so he went to the park (cuz no ones there then) and came across a cherry tree. He climbed the tree and fell down and tried to climb it 7 more times but fell down again. A fly lifted him into the tree by the tag on his shirt (the fly must have drank non-toxic radioactive magic cool-aid) He found an apple up in that there tree... He named it Barney, (he was wasted at the time) like the purple dinosaur! Let me tell you, the guy who did Barney smoked (I guess he did right before they shot each eposode to be able to laugh and dance like that) and he died!! : D (But Dilbert forgot) He realized he named the apple, Barney about 2 days after so he changed the name to Chirvial!! Chirvial and Dilbert became good friends! One day Dilbert was hungry so he ate Chirvial...
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