How you doing? Yes this page is for any random shit that I come up with and that I start saying and convos, so deal!
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The scary monkey has escaped from it's cell! Run for your life! *Takes bazooka and runs with eyes closed. Hits a tree*
Fun. hehe.. Mad Libs is fun..
I just hate sneezing at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long sneezes. Then when I finally get to the frount, I always have to dea with very sneezy people who always act sneezily towards me. I hand them my sneeze and they snatch it away from me with their sneeze very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person sneezed me and gave me a very sneezy look. I was ready to sneeze right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your sneezes. Lmao..
Muhah. I went downstairs and got some coke but I found a bottle of glycerin on the table! *Drinks* ......
Aha! I got the lil' monkey.. NeoLink9: ya well you also got you too "Oh shit.. heh.." *bites off Zorin's.. thinks whats left..uh.. let's see I got his balls, his feet and his hands* *bites off arm* Ow! Something bit me. NeoLink9: dude i think it was zorin u just bit off his arm... "Ture."
I'm away.... far away in the land with all the fire eating fanged bunnies
I will "die" on Saturday, February 14, 2071 or 67 years on Valentines day..
*Looks at blue light and while saying "I'm not amused very easily.."* "Ooh.. Pretty light.." *makes annoying mad cow sound*
*points to ThE_ZoRiN* Are you food? "no but weasels are my food" "Ahhhhh!!" *hides behind plant* Oh. Food. *starts to eat plant* mmmm.... 15 seconds later.. *cough cough* damn it was plastic!!
*Puts rubber band around wrist and pulls up 7" and lets go*
Someone told me this... "you're depressed...or someone hurt you and you hate life now and don't want anyone around...you want to be left alone and locked in a room...a quite...lonely room...hey...if im right...leave that room...forse urself to go do something fun! believe me...it's not good to do that...i've been there..."
I took a quiz thingy on this site... www.quizilla.com and it was quite strange this is the result...You are Kassix, the half cat-demon, half human warrior. When someone pisses you off, they will most likely get hurt. You like to fight online and use big words.
ThE_ZoRiN: here weasel weasel weasel *comes up to zorin* food!! fooooooooooooooooooood!!!! *nibbles on arm* damn *cough* You taste nasty when'd you shower last?? I sprinkled bacon bits on my arm this mornin *CHOMP* Oops.. *CHOOOOOOMP* foood!!! *takes zorins hand and bites off* Zorin: can u kiss it and make it better?? "hell no!!"
You heard him, n00b, he prefers cap'n crunch cereal! Now it, it's time to get your daily beating with an ugly stick
yea.... im away.. *goes to land of fire breathing monkeys and kills with.. fanged weasels hhehehe... i dont knoww... lol
Let me quote my bro... We were in the car today first off and yea skip all that on the way home he was just sitting there driving. Car = silence at the time so then out of no where...(well my KoRn cd was on) he turned it off and started saything this, : "banshees!! oh yes very much so banshee. Banshee banshee. BANSHEE!!!! Bansheerific! Banshers. bansher banshee. banshee. banshee. yes yes, banshee!" And I was sitting next to him : lol (16 year olds...-sigh-, well at least the ones that are always high like him anyway). : P
:::Flash Back:::
mad cow mad cow! oh no theres a mad cow!!-shreak- oh wait i don't eat meat... phew! -runs around in circles just for fun but runs into a tree- ow! - falls over, knocked out- ZzZzZzZzZz -mumble- *says in sleep* MADDDDDD..cow! -wakes up and stands up- hmm.. strange dream. -Sigh- oh well. that mad cow thing must have been just a shitty dream... "hey, our cows have that mad cow disease did i tell ya?" nope you did just now though... wait a second - 7 seconds later- ahhhh our cows have mad cow disease thing!! But! Lucky for me I don't eat meat : D Ha! Sucks shit for yooou! -does little happy dance- ok im done gloating now. "wait i was wrong.... Our Carrots have mad cow disease not our cows that secretlly have mad cow disease, that im trying to get you to think they dont so maybe you will eat them...even though you don't eat meat you sould! all the vegitables have mad cow disease so do you have a choice!?" No! no cow for me! you yes -thinks in head- he should eat the carrots!! dammit wait! carrots dont get mad cow disease, i'm going to eat one then. -goes into kitchen and reaches into the cookie jar and takes out a carrot- Carrot!!! MINE! -takes bite off carrot- mmmmmmmm -cough- well that wasn't so bad! -turns into a cow- mooooooooooo! "ahhh cow!!! get it out get it out!!! -goes to closet and takes out a broom- Die cow die!!! -whacks cow tih broom- "oh damn, i just realised if he turned into a cow by eating a carrot then they must really do have mad cow disease!! SHIT I ate one this morning!!! -turns into a turkey- gooooooooble!!
Let's play, Click Mr. Squishy!!
Random Lyrics..
Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head Into my childhood they're spoonfed Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real and your pixal army cant save me now my fingers on the kill switch bridges falling down happy people pass my way "YOU'LL SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!!" Dont let the days go by glycerine You know what, Fuck you! I'm fed up with you! why was i last to know, dont you trust in me? You try to see what you got Me ripping at your brain! sew up my eyes need no more 'ello, esta Caco et eres Caco. Well, you know , you fuck'n call me the Caco, okay? anime its anime anime its anime its anime Don't give it up Don't hit my stick Don't give it up Don't hit my stick what did i do, why do you lie? You're suffering 'cause of me, it's divine maybe maybe you never really cared at all I can see, I can see, I'm going blind... over the hills and far away I'm not a liar My God! Saw you watching Mommy why?! watch me unravel ill soon be naked I would like to search inside for all of the things that you will hide girl i wanna take you to a gay bar ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananaphone! but weve got the biggest balls of them all Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! we love the moon caz it is close to us magical snake! take a snake! Whoa it's a snake! got get outatheway no time for me to say that everyone in the world dont effect you four I just said, you faggot piece of shit on the ground ahh! four? four. four? *click* *click* *click* Noooo! when i say that something i wanna hold your hand Anger inside builds within my body Why'd you hit me? What have I done? You tried to hit me! show me show me show me how you do that trick the one that makes me scream shes sick Hit me 'cause I'm strange, hit me! You tell me I'm a pussy and you're harder then me What's with you boy? Think hard. what you haves not what you are A tatooed body to hide who you are Scared to be honest, be yourself A cowardly man!
Inside Jokes!
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