| me, jason, and ben |
| on a plane |
| we're crammed in the back |
| there weren't even seats back where we were sitting |
| and i mean the back! |
| we were stuffed back there like spare luggage |
| that's when the pilot announced that the brakes weren't working |
| wow... sucks to be us |
| we're lucky though. the wings are wider than the guard rails of the freeway |
| huh? why are there all these cars on the runway? |
| don't even slow down |
| you know... |
| we're all gonna die |
| once we're rescued we go to the airport to get our stuff |
| so, no drowning for us |
| so... we land on the runway |
| that one airport that looks just like the turtle bay hilton |
| we don't stop |
| still don't stop |
| oh... we're not even on a runway... we're on a freeway |
| but why does this freeway sink down into the ocean? |